Lost My Smartphone High

S

Smokenpassout

Well-Known Member
Ok so while sitting in this Kroger parking lot rolling up this monster blunt, it dawns on me.....where the fuck is smartphone!? Damn! Talk about short term memory loss! So Im freakin', I theb backtracked to the last couple places I was... and no luck!!!! Fuck me! So I go to like 6 pay phones, which were all broken! Finally I find a working one, and call my girlfriend. She informs me some strange person answered my phone when she called, and gave her an address to pick it up. So I race over there. Turns out some dude picked it up off the gas station store counter, where my high ass left it. I thank the guy and reach in my pocket to give him some cash for the trouble. He was of course too cool, and refused it. Then I notice the smell of incense coming from his house, covering some sweet herb. So I say "hey man, you smoke"? He's like "yea" with a grin. So I say hold on, and run back to my car, and come back with a twenty of some dank blueberry. I pass it to him and say "hey, one smoker to another". He smiles and accepts with a fist bump. I proceed home with my phone, not A scratch on it :-)
True story.
 
Diabolical666

Diabolical666

Well-Known Member
Smokenpassout said:
Ok so while sitting in this Kroger parking lot rolling up this monster blunt, it dawns on me.....where the fuck is smartphone!? Damn! Talk about short term memory loss! So Im freakin', I theb backtracked to the last couple places I was... and no luck!!!! Fuck me! So I go to like 6 pay phones, which were all broken! Finally I find a working one, and call my girlfriend. She informs me some strange person answered my phone when she called, and gave her an address to pick it up. So I race over there. Turns out some dude picked it up off the gas station store counter, where my high ass left it. I thank the guy and reach in my pocket to give him some cash for the trouble. He was of course too cool, and refused it. Then I notice the smell of incense coming from his house, covering some sweet herb. So I say "hey man, you smoke"? He's like "yea" with a grin. So I say hold on, and run back to my car, and come back with a twenty of some dank blueberry. I pass it to him and say "hey, one smoker to another". He smiles and accepts with a fist bump. I proceed home with my phone, not A scratch on it :-)
True story.
Click to expand...
Love these stories that are winning in the end
 
oldtimer54

oldtimer54

Well-Known Member
Great story......that just goes to show you there's just as many good honest people in the world as there has ever been but all we here about are the shit heads like the dude in LA who carjacked several people yesterday before being shot by the cops......I live all the way on the other side of the country and that story made our local news........why ?
Let me put my soapbox away for now.
I'm glad as I know you are that your phone was returned !
 
tytheguy111

tytheguy111

Well-Known Member
ChingOwn said:
fuck it, if its smart enough to find you.......look in the fridge when I lose shit its always in the fridge
Click to expand...


Yeah I was black out drunk one night I lost all my cups and silverware looked in the fridge and that shit was in there all stacked up and shit


Ive also put my dog's food in the freezer before

Sometimes when im sober ill but milk in the cupboard not thinking about it lol
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top