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iamnobody

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TwistItUp said:
http://www.bewild.com/lighter.html



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I used to have a brass torch that was shaped like a penis... I actually stole it from my mom after she quit smoking but annnnyyyywaaaayyyyyy......


I also used to have these Tripp Shorts that had a little lighter pocket on the front zipper. I loved them, and living in Texas I wore them A LOT.

So one day I'm standing on my porch talking to this old man (friend of my sisters) and he's the brass lighter in my zipper pocket. It was upside down and he mistook it for a shotgun shell at first saying something about "Don't blow your dick off"

Without even thinking about it I pull this brass dick out of my crotch pocket and say "Oh it's not a shotgun shell, it's this." and I held it up for him to see and used it to light a cigarette.

... Didn't see much more of him after that.
 
TwistItUp

TwistItUp

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dannyboy602 said:
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Nice ass for what its worth.
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I'm a bit interested in the story behind this one.
I can think of a number of ways this may have happened.
Jump into a hay stack and that was in there.
Pole vaulting with a pitch fork accident.
Losing control while go carting on the farm.
Farm parkour gone wrong.
Also this reminds me of the time my friends uncle slipped getting out of the shower, and the plunger somehow ended up.... well, I won't even need to say it.
 
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Dirty Harry

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My home alarm system



Looks like a plan to me.
I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the
Neighborhood Watch.
I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner,
and the black flag of ISIS in the center.
The local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service
and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7.
I've never felt safer and I am saving $49.95 a month!
 
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