Telling this judge I'm not taking this 101 course.

[Stillbuzzin]

So here's what you do.

Go to court sporten yo team's colors. Hat cocked, pants saggin', your chain's hanging down to your waist and sportin more ice than a jewelry store. Oh and don't forget your grill.

Now flip the table, bitch slap bailiff, get right in that judges face and say " yo' dog I ain't payen for dis shit". Then hit the blunt hard and puff the smoke in his face.

After you go to leave snap your fingers so the club beat begins, and all the bitches in the room start undressing and following you.

Now thats what you do. He da mnnnnnn

 

[doublejj]

Now thats what you do. He da mnnnnnn

 

[Unclebaldrick]

That's like standing in the crosswalk when you see a bus coming....because you have the right too....ugh ok

I know a guy who did that. He got his kneecap fractured. All he got was a bunch of pain pills and a $22k settlement.

 

[whitebb2727]

I seen a guy get 90 days for dropping a f bomb in front of the judge.

I see no reason not to voice your opinion. Just do it with a little tact.

I also would just pay the 80 though.

 

[Stillbuzzin]

You must have found some more Cherry Pie

 

[doublejj]

You must have found some more Cherry Pie

I had some stashed...lol

 

[Stillbuzzin]

So glad for you.

 

[mr sunshine]

 

[Singlemalt]

LOL Sunshine

 

[TheTrippyHippie]

I took your advice and took there shitty course.... God that was AWFUL! Court at 6 tonight....

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

I'm betting you're not gonna regret doing that.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

 

[Singlemalt]

I took your advice and took there shitty course.... God that was AWFUL! Court at 6 tonight....

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At least it is over (the course). Don't get a DUI, the course is weekly 2hrs for 8 weeks (15 yrs ago) now its prolly longer

 

[brimck325]

judges drinkin n whoring buddy prolly runs the course...good luck tonight!

 

[TheTrippyHippie]

Yeah its better for it to be done and over with.

 

[TheTrippyHippie]

And karma is on my aside because of it! My buddy is going to take me to court than we are melting down some dabs at his friends house and buring two blunts down.

 

[curious2garden]

And karma is on my aside because of it! My buddy is going to take me to court than we are melting down some dabs at his friends house and buring two blunts down.

LOL Have a good time and don't get another possession charge (or at least wait a few years hahah).

At least it is over (the course). Don't get a DUI, the course is weekly 2hrs for 8 weeks (15 yrs ago) now its prolly longer

Ow ow ow!
I got one of these and it's really fun playing with it. Pretty accurate too. Hubby and I drank ourselves insensate testing. It was fun.

http://store.breathometer.com/products/breeze

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

What ever you do, do not go to court stoned/buzzed.
He will know it in a heart beat & then you'll really be in for the full meal deal.

Oh, and be respectful - sincerely.
It will make a huge difference.

G/L

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Soooo, what did you learn in your class?

 

[cannawizard]

whenever i'm in court before a judge, i'm like...