Your favorite sayings

[lahadaextranjera]

You're only as old as the man/woman you feel!

Works for me, I feel a decade younger!

 

[TripleMindedGee5150]

You're only as old as the man/woman you feel!

Works for me, I feel a decade younger!

Me too

 

[Growan]

You're only as old as the man/woman you feel!

Works for me, I feel a decade younger!

Shit, I'm nearly 40!

 

[Ishrahnai]

As much use as a chocolate teapot, inflatable dartboard.

 

[hellmutt bones]

Just swallow it!!

 

[leftyguitar]

"Quote me if I'm wrong."
Someone actually said that to me. And now I'm quoting him. Wait... I need a moment.

 

[doublejj]

"Did I say trees?"......

 

[Cobnobuler]

Dam DoubleJ...probably couldnt spare any clones then huh ?

 

[Growan]

"Did I say trees?"......
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"Needs cal/mag"

 

[insidagain]

I'm not gay but my boyfriend is

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

"Needs cal/mag"

About a pound.

 

[dannyboy602]

As long as the check clears

 

[Unclebaldrick]

If the shoe fits, put it in your mouth.

 

[irish4:20]

Id crawl thru a field of broken glass just to get a sniff of her shite ... is wat 1 the lads says when he sees a good lookin young1

 

[dannyboy602]

Always a brides maid, never a bride

 

[whitebb2727]

It would be funny, but if I was ever gonna Do it I wouldn't make an announcement first.

I wonder if any of them stayed awake and in here a little longer trying to catch me last night, lol.




"Ain't no reason to go if you ain't going hard"

I did just that. You made the announcement, I post pics, you get the blame.


Nah. But thats why you don't make death threats. Some one hears you then they go kill them.

Your standing there " I swear officer I didn't kill em.". Cop "you said you were."

 

[Dr.D81]

Crazy as a sh¦t house rat

 

[Dr.D81]

Ass fatter than a swamp opossum with the mumps

 

[whitebb2727]

My dad would say its rubber check day. I asked him why he said that.
Cause that f***er might bounce.

 

[Dr.D81]

High as a giraffe's ass
High as a hippy in a helicopter