Your favorite sayings

[ODanksta]

Turd polishing? Lol

 

[tyler.durden]

A few pick up lines I heard recently -

"Girl, are you homework? 'Cause I ain't doin' you, but I should be..."
"Are you an element? 'Cause I'd like to periodically do you on a table..."

and I thought this was amusing -

Did you know that scientists recently discovered a substance that, when ingested by women, reduces their sex drive by 90%? They call this substance Wedding Cake...

 

[Indagrow]

In there like swim wear

Chin chillin in small animals

 

[Growan]

"The bees knees"

Not as good as....

"The mutt's nuts"

Not as good as...

"The tree's leaves"

Topped easily by...

"The cat's twat"

 

[abe supercro]

Discovered you actually can polish a turd, that's only if it's fossilized. I've been making necklaces and selling them on etsy.

 

[Ishrahnai]

Freezing brass monkeys.

Nautically based saying we use all the time in Blighty.

 

[Indagrow]

The cats pajamas

 

[Growan]

ATTENTION!

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Thank you, that is all.

 

[Ishrahnai]

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Naaaah, it's not as good and you were here first.

I'll catch ee drekly my ansome.

 

[ODanksta]

What goes up must come down..... too short

 

[quantumwot]

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RAJDED IN THE BRAIN
https://www.rollitup.org/t/ever-heard-the-saying.8735/page-2


thanks growan your a pal

 

[quantumwot]

Quanburyliner lol

i don't think the rest will fit lol

 

[Growan]

"Fake it til ya make it!"

 

[quantumwot]

this town ain't big enough for the both of us ....... Its on !! Lol




Ps...... No its not im scared of Irish gypsys

 

[bobtokes]

it doesn't matter who ya vote for the government still get in

 

[hellmutt bones]

Suck my dick!

 

[bobtokes]

as much use as a 1 legged man in an ass kicking competition

 

[quantumwot]

Rare as rocking horse shit

 

[dannyboy602]

May Cause Drowsiness

 

[TripleMindedGee5150]

There's only one speed. My speed. If you can't keep up then don't step up.