Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[april]

@april your father was young... yeah majorly sucks to lose a parent, mom died when i was in grade 1. Congrats on the uncles surgery!! we'll never take life for granted as it certainly is precious, seen some friends disappear.

Loosing ur mom that young is terrible!! So sorry! I turn 33 in 2 months...I never understood how young he passed until I hit 30...

 

[april]

Hun...make sure ur mom knows shes a true hero..the stuff they deal with daily would make me crumble. ..she must be a tough cookie! Give her a big..long..tight hung and thank her for taking care of so many !!

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Wow. I now understand one of my reoccurring nightmares better.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Damn. Just used a gift certificate somebody gave us for Olive Garden. I'm all about free, so we went. Couldn't get home fast enough. Barely got to the toilet before my stomach fell out of my asshole.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

@bu$hleaguer I too made poop soup due to olive garden, also purchased via gift card.
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shit dude. Why does that place even exist? Instead of booths it should have stalls. Just a hundred gleaming toilets with nice lighting above them. No unlimited salad and breadsticks. unlimited shit paper is more important.

 

[unwine99]

shit dude. Why does that place even exist? Instead of booths it should have stalls. Just a hundred gleaming toilets with nice lighting above them. No unlimited salad and breadsticks. unlimited shit paper is more important.

Hey man can you hook me up with that chick In your avatar.

 

[Skuxx]

The last time I went to olive garden I was 15. I wasn't going to eat though. I was meeting some big mexican dude to buy x pills. He ended up ripping me off. Fuck olive garden.

 

[6ohMax]

Random huh OK

If you eat alot of Lucky Charms your poopy turns green

 

[UncleBuck]

@dangledo you should probably modify that photo. it gives away your loacation.

 

[dangledo]

@dangledo you should probably modify that photo. it gives away your loacation.

Good lookin out buck. Much appreciated

 

[UncleBuck]

Good lookin out buck. Much appreciated

 

[6ohMax]

Here is some more random shit

If you eat alot of homemade snikerdoodles your poopy will look like mud and float on the top of the water because of the amount of crisco shortening in them. It smell horrible too!

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Hey man can you hook me up with that chick In your avatar.

Yeah I'll send her over your way. She's a nasty slut though.

 

[unwine99]

Yeah I'll send her over your way. She's a nasty slut though.

I like that.....I like that a lot. A little wine......a little goat cheese -- we'll make a night of it bro.

 

[6ohMax]

YOu ever woner why churches look so nice? Think about it next time you put that money into that greedy basket.

Yet, their are homeless, disabled Vets, hungry people...Yet, you pray to the guy up stairs to help them.....they still the same after some time...

 

[Ishrahnai]

YOu ever woner why churches look so nice? Think about it next time you put that money into that greedy basket.

Yet, their are homeless, disabled Vets, hungry people...Yet, you pray to the guy up stairs to help them.....they still the same after some time...

I don't understand an omnipresent deity demanding attendance and needing a whip round while you're there! Surely our good deeds (like helping some of the afore mentioned people) and prayers wherever we were would be enough??!

 

[6ohMax]

I was actually writing what my Atheist friend told me once...it is not verbatim but whatever.

I can kinda understand him...

 

[Ishrahnai]

I was actually writing what my Atheist friend told me once...it is not verbatim but whatever.

I can kinda understand him...

I understand him too. whilst I get that nice buildings have running costs and that, but it's man who decided we needed a special location to offer our prayers. That's what I meant before man. My missus is Thai and Buddhist, she has a shrine/ prayer area that I built for her in the corner of our dining room. I've been to temples with her all over Thailand and England, they have a box for donations too. I've put money in, over there particularly. You know that once those monks have what they need to eat they are going to good things with the rest. No extravagance there, they still walk the villages with wooden bowls once a week for food.

 

[DREAMSPACEY]

I milk cats with latex gloves.