Your favorite sayings

hellmutt bones

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"Sometimes your best isn't good enough" "Are you going to be a pussy your whole life?" "If that's the best you can do we don't have time to fix it" "this is not a fucking democracy, Im in charge and its my fucking rules." Believe it or not people did enjoy working on my crews.
Whata fuq u babbling about??bongsmilie
 

rikdabrick

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My buddy and I were doing a remodel job on a hotel and casino in Reno, Nv. and one day we started hanging up modern art style paintings in the hotel rooms. I hung the first painting and stepped back to look at it next to my buddy and I said, "It looks pretty good in this room", to which he replied, "That's so ugly, I wouldn't shove it up my ass if there was room for a battleship". After contemplating the depths of that statement for a couple minutes it had me cracking up. I try to use it whenever I can, which isn't often.

My brother used to say, "I like my women like I like my beer: cheap, flat and full of alcohol"
 

rikdabrick

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I thought of a few other ones I like too:

"I'm all over that like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snow storm". You got to say it fast and smooth. Practice, practice practice.

"If life gives you lemons then make lemonade.... and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges that you asked for in the first place". Also better to say it fast after, "lemonade" and with a crescendo of rising anger :)

"Well, if we can fake landing a man on the moon we can do this". Used the same as, "If we can land a man on the moon...".

And in response to the saying, "There is no 'I' in team", I'd say, "Yeah, but there is in win". I haven't got to use this one much since high school. It usually got a decent reaction out of the coaches and players alike.
 
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