Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[Pinworm]

Careful how many cofeepancakes you inject into the vein under your wiener. That kind of habit can get expensive, quick.

 

[Pinworm]

 

[mr sunshine]

If you let your unspayed cat run around outside as she pleases, you will end up with kittens. It's inevitable. Spay your cat! Don't you watch Sarah McLaughlin commericials??

I'm ghetto I only pay attention to the GEICO and the Paul dunion commercials..for some reason 800 390save is stuck in my head to.......

 

[Fungus Gnat]

im sorry what lol

https://www.vice.com/en_ca/video/icelandic-elf-sex

 

[mr sunshine]

One of my cats won;t leave my wife alone when she's doing her monthly blood drive.

Lol .....

 

[mr sunshine]

My cat came back. She's acting like she's been here the whole time.. how do I know if she's been taken advantage of?

 

[bu$hleaguer]

My cat came back. She's acting like she's been here the whole time..View attachment 3332395View attachment 3332398 how do I know if she's bin taken advantage of?

Smell her cat box.

 

[UncleBuck]

http://www.animalfriends.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Is-She-Having-Kittens-Infographic.jpg

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Goddam it. Stevie Nicks was on the cover of the Rolling Stone that came in today's mail. Now the whole house smells of feminine deodorant.

 

[mr sunshine]

How many months can I keep her in this milk crate, before shit starts getting illegal?

 

[UncleBuck]

weeks. i call it debtor's prison.

 

[kinetic]

Fuck all Ya'll. That is all. Carry on.

 

[abe supercro]

 

[Dr.Pecker]

It holds animosity twords you because you abandoned it.

 

[kinetic]

It holds animosity twords you because you abandoned it.

Im holding my pecker toward you...

 

[MightyMike530]

fucking cats animosity everyone

just give it some of your weed and call it even

 

[kinetic]

and those spider monkeys are mean little bastards. Best bet is to teach it how to pick pockets

 

[MightyMike530]

most likely the cat came back hoping you were a corpse so it could feed upon your flesh

hence the disappoint in her eyes

 

[Fungus Gnat]

 

[Growan]

lI've got one of these, what do I with it?!?