Random Jibber Jabber Thread

Unclebaldrick

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Ok, so I was out petting the dog (not a euphemism) and I heard some strange floppy, draggy sound. So I came out of the barn and found a horse and carriage. On the back porch was an Amish - asking for "the old man". At the time, the "old man" was in the toilet (he's never early... he's always late. First thing you learn is that you always gotta wait). The Amish came to talk about getting some hay. So the old man gave him a bail to see how he liked it (first one is free).

Last time I came by he got a visit from a one-armed man. He wanted to grow Sudan grass.

Fuck it. I'm pitching HBO.
 

Hookabelly

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Yup. This is the first time we have carried the bAby seat w us. Just in case she goes into labor on the turnpike. I guess you need the seat to get the baby out of the hospital. Otherwise they keep the baby. Thanks Obama.
That law was in effect when I had mine too though. A good long time ago. Maybe liberal WA state tho.
 
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