Your best sex advice...

[vro]

Use a road cone to stretch the desired hole to massive dimensions.

 

[Milovan]

I never said anything about fucking.

Why then stretch the pussy out that much?
Do you want to stick your head in the pussy to
look around lol!?




.

 

[ayr0n]

Why then stretch the pussy out that much?
Do you want to stick your head in the pussy to
look around lol!?

View attachment 3311366


.

ohhh the visuals :X anyone have a therapist they'd recommend?

 

[Dyna Ryda]

never cum inside of a vagina, that's how baby momas are made

Stick to the big A
anal

 

[lahadaextranjera]

Have sex as much as possible in the beginning of a relationship because it soon goes down to once a day, then every other day and then......



.....it's time to find another one!

 

[ODanksta]

Theres the door

 

[abe supercro]

play banjo music

 

[tip top toker]

in three words or less.

She goes first.

Your turn.

No means yes?

 

[Milovan]

ohhh the visuals :X anyone have a therapist they'd recommend?

Now that is too funny!


.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Tongue punch her fart box.

 

[leftyguitar]

Do it.

 

[Milovan]

Best advice ever. When you slip out and accidentally go back in the wrong hole, you should apologize right away.

Or tell her "don't move!".




.


.

 

[Cpappa27]

Clean your mess

 

[dr.gonzo1]

I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.

 

[april]

Ladies ....or gentleman always Poop b4 u try anal 4 the first time.

 

[Dyna Ryda]

Ladies ....or gentleman always Poop b4 u try anal 4 the first time.

Did your BF get shit on his dick?

 

[abe supercro]

Did your BF get shit on his dick?

she may have been wearing a strap-on bro

 

[TwistItUp]

I've heard stories about doing anal and when the guy pulled it out there was a piece of corn stuck on his dick.

 

[racerboy71]

in out, repeat

 

[Dyna Ryda]

I've heard stories about doing anal and when the guy pulled it out there was a piece of corn stuck on his dick.

mmmmm yummy, that's hawt