Rednecks : Fable, Lore and Reality

KLITE

KLITE

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He's an expat Brit; wondering where he fits in the world and how the colonial cousins have turned out. I believe @KLITE has a working farm and wonders if he might indeed now be a redneck
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LOOL

Its funny to see you think that. Believe it or not im not british, just went there for uni and ended up smoking a joint somewhere at the start and things changed. I kinda move to spain to retire and work on my hobbie breeding but then realized 23 was too young too retire lol.

Why are you so obsessed about it lmao
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Cause i love you tytheguy! I thin it was the way you wrote im a bona fied redneck that really made me think you were a real one, and i thought wow look i can actually chat with a redneck and hear what he has to say about shit. But then you go on about shit like your upstairs neighbours are crapping outside the toilet and how you dream car is a pinto among others and i lost all faith. I think like you and everything and certain activities you engage in make me fearful of you which demands respect obviously so ye id still get you stoned.
 
KLITE

KLITE

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i had a scottish friend who told me once that rednecks are generally pretty big stoners from his assertion of a few months trip over there, is that a lie?
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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KLITE said:
LOOL

Its funny to see you think that. Believe it or not im not british, just went there for uni and ended up smoking a joint somewhere at the start and things changed. I kinda move to spain to retire and work on my hobbie breeding but then realized 23 was too young too retire lol.


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OK, based on past dialogs you've had with, and her refs, with Lahada I assumed you were a Brit as well. Regardless, if you indeed have a working farm/make a living doing agricultural (cannabis included) acreage....you, too, are a redneck ;)
 
KLITE

KLITE

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Regardless, if you indeed have a working farm/make a living doing agricultural (cannabis included) acreage....you, too, are a redneck
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Id be honoured to be a redneck but i think i wouldnt cut it. Im mostly vegetarian even though i raise chickens, well i eat meat 2 or 3 times a month. Also i have no truck nor do i intend to own one. I think i dress like a redneck though, i have my city clobbers and then my 3 or 4 outfits for different activities in the farm. Sometiumes i feel like oliver wendell douglas, i have an outfit for each activity almost. Ever since i started groing mushrooms im weird about things.
Also i gave up on my farm due to running out of water and making shit too big for my needs. I might do a greenhouse next year if i have the time and patience otherwise my farm is just for the chicken, their cabbage and the compost stuffs. But to be honest is kinda hartd to keep motivated to keep at it alone, even when i had a girlfriend she didnt give a shit. And i mean here in spain, believe it or not i buy all the vegetables i need for myself for less than 30 euro a month, and bear in mind im mostly vegetarian and the quality is good. Im thinking of next year just twatting the land with fruit trees and call it that, fruit easier to sell too and you just have to copper sulphate them throughout spriung and summer and thats it.
 
KLITE

KLITE

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Many rednecks I know are closet stoners. They won't defend cannabis overtly, but will gladly partake; kinda like their sisters used panties
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So whats the difference between a redneck and white trash? Are there any hybrids?
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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KLITE said:
Id be honoured to be a redneck but i think i wouldnt cut it. Im mostly vegetarian even though i raise chickens, well i eat meat 2 or 3 times a month. Also i have no truck nor do i intend to own one. I think i dress like a redneck though, i have my city clobbers and then my 3 or 4 outfits for different activities in the farm. Sometiumes i feel like oliver wendell douglas, i have an outfit for each activity almost. Ever since i started groing mushrooms im weird about things.
Also i gave up on my farm due to running out of water and making shit too big for my needs. I might do a greenhouse next year if i have the time and patience otherwise my farm is just for the chicken, their cabbage and the compost stuffs. But to be honest is kinda hartd to keep motivated to keep at it alone, even when i had a girlfriend she didnt give a shit. And i mean here in spain, believe it or not i buy all the vegetables i need for myself for less than 30 euro a month, and bear in mind im mostly vegetarian and the quality is good. Im thinking of next year just twatting the land with fruit trees and call it that, fruit easier to sell too and you just have to copper sulphate them throughout spriung and summer and thats it.
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Fuck the fruit trees. Olives, research olives, I've got 7 oil olive trees that I make edible olives from. Rich, tasty, better than standard olives. Next year I'm planting 20 more
 
KLITE

KLITE

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Fuck the fruit trees. Olives, research olives, I've got 7 oil olive trees that I make edible olives from. Rich, tasty, better than standard olives. Next year I'm planting 20 more
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Lol man we fucking sweat olives over here. i buy extremely high quality (not as good as the best portuguese) extra virgin catalunyan olive oil at 20euro/5l. I have a couple of them i think but i just ignore them cant be arsed, i dont even really eat olives. Let me know if you want advice on what strain to get.

Ty is too young to be branded white trash....he can act like it, but until he has time to chart his life's path and establish it, it's too early to brand him
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So is being white trash bad thenb? I thought it was something people aspired to be like ty aspires to be a redneckj?!
 
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