TripleMindedGee5150
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Shave your balls , even a nice fade is good guy. The woman/women giving you head will appreciate it. Also, powder up with some baby powder. Keep it smelling nice and feeling smoothandsoft
Let's get drunk!!!
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WHODAT@THADOR
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The surprise would be that she is actually attractive and that your boys ain't joshn ya we used to do that shit all the time
Mr. Bongwater
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wish they would tell me who it is ffs lol, and hopefully i actually have a bit of luck for once, last 2 girls i tried to get failed lolThe surprise would be that she is actually attractive and that your boys ain't joshn ya we used to do that shit all the time
TripleMindedGee5150
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Fill me in...this a blind date or something ?
WHODAT@THADOR
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Its ok your canadian bro
Mr. Bongwater
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okay so a girl told a guy that she was planning on talking to me at a party (if u know what i mean) and told him not to say anything, he was trying to get me to go for like 3 days straight and finally told me that a girl was planning on talking to me but wouldn't tell me her name
lol what does that have to do with it man? could be easier here there there from all u know hahaIts ok your canadian bro
TripleMindedGee5150
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OIC so your friend is persuading you Togo to a party by telling you a girl may talk to you ? Fuck it go bro.... Are you antisocial?
Just go even if she's ugly she may be a butterhead or even you maybe drunk as all hell and she looks good.
Even worse maybe you have fun ?
abe supercro
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btw yoga classes r generally 90% women.just a thought 
all the butterballs were theee most intelligent, otherwise why
all the butterballs were theee most intelligent, otherwise why
Mr. Bongwater
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i didn't say i wasn't gonna go
WHODAT@THADOR
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Ya the worst piece I ever had still felt good to me
It probably is you live on a cold island bro.... I would imagine it is rip for the picken
WHODAT@THADOR
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Does it bother you if she has taco flaps?
abe supercro
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TripleMindedGee5150
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OMG that gave me the chills. The worst ever still felt good with the meat flaps , careful on flaps , make sure they are lubed up...Ya the worst piece I ever had still felt good to me
It probably is you live on a cold island bro.... I would imagine it is rip for the picken
Mr. Bongwater
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hahaha the infamous horrid meat curtains
WHODAT@THADOR
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Man when I was a teenager I hit this chick @ a party in a closet and she was hot with some monster venisflytrap flaps like that motherfucker was gonna eat me alive...lol....Decided I was to much into the flaps
TripleMindedGee5150
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not to be all superficial nshit but depends on the owner of said meat flaps. Hot as all hell chick with meat flaps... No problem.
Butterhead with meat flaps , well use at your own disclosure. Hahaha. Just saying
Mr. Bongwater
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god knows might just end up making out with her, or simply kissing her once, u never know when it comes to booze might end up banging her lolol, either way better to make sure, got my package shaved anyways haha
pabloesqobar
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Vodka soda with splash of Cran. Watching my girlish figure.
TripleMindedGee5150
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Gin and tonic for the fast burn off
