Let's get drunk!!!

KLITE

Well-Known Member
Im such a pussy its not even funny.

Id not drank since 31st of december last year. Thought itd be good today to empty a few bottles of desperados, well a few too many 14 according to the bud tender. Went to my car realized theres no way in hell youre driving, felt like puking and thought itd be smart to just keep sittted in my unit and use my tshirt as a plastic bag. I always keep living accessories in the unit, changed, fell sleep like a propper drunk behind the wheel, woke up waited for a cop car to pass, waived to stop it, request to be given a breathalizer to see if i can drive, i thankfully can i fuck off thinking theres no way in hell im ever drinking more than 2 or 3 beers. Alcohols kinda weird man.
 
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