Christmas gifts for other RIU members

[Growan]

Local pick up only. That way I can handle your package personally...

Deal. That means I'll be needing your address.

 

[Garden Boss]

Deal. That means I'll be needing your address.

https://www.rollitup.org/t/after-harvest-bbq-dec-12-13-14th-fri-sat-sun.839612/

 

[Growan]

https://www.rollitup.org/t/after-harvest-bbq-dec-12-13-14th-fri-sat-sun.839612/

Dude, do you have any idea how much trouble I'd be in if I spent my sons 2nd birthday getting wasted 1000 miles from home 2 weeks before Christmas?!?

 

[Growan]

And I fucking love BBQ's too....

 

[Hookabelly]

Seeing those makes me remember see4 he always made references to the old pocket pussy.I hope all is well where ever he may be

Is he the one who had pollywogs or sea monkeys mutating in his "fleshlight'?

 

[Nevaeh420]

I am saving up for a pellet gun that is going to cost about $1,000.

So, I can hunt squirrels, and then eat the squirrels.

~PEACE~

 

[Hookabelly]

I'd buy him one of these, I'm sure his current one is pretty ragged.

He can tie dye those….But I think Ty needs game most of all

 

[Hookabelly]

Okay I get options 2, 3, and 4. But what the heck is #1? A paper cut?

 

[racerboy71]

Okay I get options 2, 3, and 4. But what the heck is #1? A paper cut?

or a penis, which i don't quite understand etiher.

 

[Hookabelly]

or a penis, which i don't quite understand etiher.

I thought it was that at first too, but the logistics….Even #4 is on the sketchy side….These obviously aren't to scale?
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[Hookabelly]

My beautiful misses looks ready to pop! It's gotten comical and cartoonish. I keep wondering if stretch marks happen after the deflation or before. If before, we're in the clear!

Wait... Uh, that syntax is terrible. She looks great!

BTW, If you don't see stretch marks yet, You're likely out of the woods. They appear on the pregnant belly. At least the ones that are red or white do. There are other kind, like around the lower butt cheeks and breasts, but typically they are colorless and are no biggie. Make sure that….. Oh you know what? I'm just going to PM you the rest...

 

[racerboy71]

BTW, If you don't see stretch marks yet, You're likely out of the woods. They appear on the pregnant belly. At least the ones that are red or white do. There are other kind, like around the lower butt cheeks and breasts, but typically they are colorless and are no biggie. Make sure that….. Oh you know what? I'm just going to PM you the rest...

party pooper...

 

[abe supercro]

I am saving up for a pellet gun that is going to cost about $1,000.

So, I can hunt squirrels, and then eat the squirrels.

~PEACE~

dude, serious?

 

[Big Trees]

Buy ty a tie dye tie.

good use of assonance lol

 

[Big Trees]

Can't forget about the lady members:

 

[charface]

I'd give us all chlamydia in our stockings.
I'm gross

 

[lahadaextranjera]

Can't forget about the lady members:

I think flesh lights are double ended in a weird ice cream come shape!

 

[Growan]

I think flesh lights are double ended in a weird ice cream come shape!

A perfect typo if ever I saw one

 

[Commander Strax]

Okay I get options 2, 3, and 4. But what the heck is #1? A paper cut?

for you true blood fans

 

[Nevaeh420]

dude, serious?

Yes, I used to hunt deer with a bow and arrow, but thats a lot of work.

I have harvested 2 deer in My life so far, but I haven't hunted for deer since like almost 10 years ago.

I have a stuffed deer head in My house in Maine, but I don't have any pictures on My computer. Its a 7 point buck, its a beautiful deer.

The reason why I want to go squirrel hunting is because I can hunt with My friends too, and just walk around the woods.

I have heard that squirrel tastes really good, if you know how to cook it properly.

I love hunting!

~PEACE~