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ProHuman

ProHuman

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Sriracha sauce is awesome.
I put it on my jerky with cayenne pepper. (in my blogs)

and btw, I got suspended from school for bringing a land o lakes lady with me, when I was in 7th grade. My parents didn't punish me, though... my dad showed me that trick!
 
Diabolical666

Diabolical666

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Bubble Hash Cannabutter

1 lb of Challenge unsalted/salted sweet cream butter
10-20 grams of bubble hash
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Melt your butter down in sauce pan slowly

Throw in hash and mix together well

Stir frequently for 2 hrs. Make sure you dont over boil it, just a simmer
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Make sure you dont let any hash/plant matter stay at the bottom of the pan too long it will burn and turn your butter to poop. Once it turns a dark murky green its well on its way of being done.

Once its done, let it cool off the burner a bit then put it into a plastic container so you can see whats going on as it seperates the plant matter to the bottom of the container.
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Pour off butter into another plastic container that you will be storing your butter in. Dont pour the plant matter into your butter. You can strain that with a coffee filter(a messy job) or just chuck it.
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Let finish cooling in container . Once its cooled put it into fridge to fully harden.
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Last time I made this I used 10grams of hash per pound of butter. I made choc chip cookies. 2 cookies and Id find myself with my eyes closed in about 45 min. This time I upped it to 20 grams in hopes to have just one cookie do the trick.
You'll have a hint of hash in the 1st 3 bites, after that you wont taste it anymore.
Today I'm making this butter then I will make the cookies and post some pics;)
 
Diabolical666

Diabolical666

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So....I had last weeks trash outside and my doge Kushy got into the trash and ate that plant matter I discarded from the cannabutter.
She came in from outside and gave me the"I did something bad "look, Then I noticed her rear end wasnt in sync with her front end. Then it got worse, she started kinda falling over but catching herself like she was falling off a cliff. Then I pput 2 n 2 together and figured out what she did. IIt was around dinner time and she wanted to be in the kitchen, so it was hard to get her to go relax in her bed. Finally I got her to lay down. OH boy, by this time I know she was seeing aztec temples and shit. I pet her till she drifted off, then went and got her water bowl and put it beside her bed. She was a little groggy this morning, but was back to her ol self in a couple hours. She doesnt even care for the smell of weed, so I thought she would never eat my shit, but there was butter involved here:P
 
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