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Dick Sucking Robot

tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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Well, gentlemen, I'm back for a product review. This Autoblow fucking SUX! Not sucks, just sux. It doesn't feel like a blowjob at all, feels more like a two finger hand job. Plus, it's fucking noisy as hell and I can't get used to plugging it into the wall. If the lights dim while I'm using this I'm likely to have a heart attack. It's got potential, but for now I'd rather use my hand. Here is some great news, though, I've found the greatest men's sex toy in existence - La Bocca Della Verita (The Mouth of Truth).

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00J2NOBGU/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

This thing feels so close to a real BJ, it is unbelievable. The Japanese have designed this thing so realistically, throat, tongue, and lips made of some sort of soft rubber. It is so anatomically correct that it even has teeth! They scrape you gently to add to the realism. Its temperature starts off a little cool but after a couple of minutes one's body heat really warms it up. It creates a nice vacuum and with enough lube, it makes awesome slurping and gurgling sounds as I fuck its throat. I'm addicted to this thing, and have used it almost every day since I bought it. I've used my hand a couple of times since the purchase, and it doesn't even compare (Uh-oh, that can't be good.) Takes a few times to learn how to clean because it's tricky, but it only takes a couple minutes under the bathroom sink faucet. Anyway, I HIGHLY recommend this product, best $30 I've ever spent.

For variety, and since I apparently enjoy having sex with inanimate objects, I bought this, as well -

http://www.amazon.com/Approximately-scale-large-grams-Onahole/dp/B00FFU7O7C/ref=pd_sim_hpc_11?ie=UTF8&refRID=1EG2GREYWJYANZ9Q4MHV

This thing is pretty fun. You can fuck the ass and the pussy, both feel good. This one is super easy to clean, as it has a cleaning hole at the top of the torso to run water through. This is again very anatomically correct. The thing is, this is not full scale. It is the size (but not the shape) of a seven or eight year old. It comes with these little white panties, and I read a review where this dude ordered more panties for it for variety. The strange part is that he had to order 2T sized panties in order for them to fit this thing. 2T! I'm afraid that ordering those would put me on some sort of watch list. Being the pervert that I am, I did do a quick search for 2T thongs. I am happy to report that no company makes such a thing. Thank god. Anyway, this thing is not as great as the mouth of truth, but I don't regret buying it as it's something different. That's it for now, happy fapping, gents...
 
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Dr Kynes

Dr Kynes

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tyler.durden said:
Well, gentlemen, I'm back for a product review. This Autoblow fucking SUX! Not sucks, just sux. It doesn't feel like a blowjob at all, feels more like a two finger hand job. Plus, it's fucking noisy as hell and I can't get used to plugging it into the wall. If the lights dim while I'm using this I'm likely to have a heart attack. It's got potential, but for now I'd rather use my hand. Here is some great news, though, I've found the greatest men's sex toy in existence - La Bocca Della Verita (The Mouth of Truth).

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00J2NOBGU/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

This thing feels so close to a real BJ, it is unbelievable. The Japanese have designed this thing so realistically, throat, tongue, and lips made of some sort of soft rubber. It is so anatomically correct that it even has teeth! They scrape you gently to add to the realism. Its temperature starts off a little cool but after a couple of minutes one's body heat really warms it up. It creates a nice vacuum and with enough lube, it makes awesome slurping and gurgling sounds as I fuck its throat. I'm addicted to this thing, and have used it almost every day since I bought it. I've used my hand a couple of times since the purchase, and it doesn't even compare (Uh-oh, that can't be good.) Takes a few times to learn how to clean because it's tricky, but it only takes a couple minutes under the bathroom sink faucet. Anyway, I HIGHLY recommend this product, best $30 I've ever spent.

For variety, and since I apparently enjoy having sex with inanimate objects, I bought this, as well -

http://www.amazon.com/Approximately-scale-large-grams-Onahole/dp/B00FFU7O7C/ref=pd_sim_hpc_11?ie=UTF8&refRID=1EG2GREYWJYANZ9Q4MHV

This thing is pretty fun. You can fuck the ass and the pussy, both feel good. This one is super easy to clean, as it has a cleaning hole at the top of the torso to run water through. This is again very anatomically correct. The thing is, this is not full scale. It is the size (but not the shape) of a seven or eight year old. It comes with these little white panties, and I read a review where this dude ordered more panties for it for variety. The strange part is that he had to order 2T sized panties in order for them to fit this thing. 2T! I'm afraid that ordering those would put me on some sort of watch list. Being the pervert that I am, I did do a quick search for 2T thongs. I am happy to report that no company makes such a thing. Thank god. Anyway, this thing is not as great as the mouth of truth, but I don't regret buying it as it's something different. That's it for now, happy fapping, gents...
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