Life tips for others

[Milovan]

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Don't gargle with Vagasil and
don't put cologne on your nuts!
(your nuts will feel like they are on fire)

Got any life tips for others to share?


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[Diabolical666]

Ist time dabbers: never grab the bowl

Q: why are you putting cologne on your nuts anyways? who's going down there that wants to lick cologne?

 

[Milovan]

Ist time dabbers: never grab the bowl

Q: why are you putting cologne on your nuts anyways? who's going down there that wants to lick cologne?

I got that tip from a friend here so I will avoid putting
cologne on the nuts.




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[Diabolical666]

Tip: Shave your dick moss with moonshine

POur moonshine on your dickmoss
Light that shit on fire
no more moss

You might feel a little discomfort. Possibly like a meth explosion just happened on your dick. But that hair wont grow back for awhile, well, untill the scars heal up

 

[Milovan]

Ist time dabbers: never grab the bowl

Excellent tip! Thanks!
I never dabbed yet!

 

[Milovan]

Tip: Shave your dick moss with moonshine

POur moonshine on your dickmoss
Light that shit on fire
no more moss

You might feel a little discomfort. Possibly like a meth explosion just happened on your dick. But that hair wont grow back for awhile, well, untill the scars heal up

LMFAO!





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[Diabolical666]

choo choo

 

[insidagain]

This one time, at band camp. Lol. Once I used ben gay on my neck, a while later I let my fingers go for a walk. I have never seen the wife spasm like that before. Hint: wash that shit off your hands

 

[Milovan]

After handling and eating jalapenos or habeneros don't touch
your private parts!




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[Diabolical666]

Foreal. Did that number with jalapenos once. Use lemon juice to get the hot off your hands or rub hands on stainless steel for a minute.

 

[Milovan]

This one time, at band camp. Lol. Once I used ben gay on my neck, a while later I let my fingers go for a walk. I have never seen the wife spasm like that before. Hint: wash that shit off your hands
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Now that is just too funny!

 

[Milovan]

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[Skuxx]

Tip: Shave your dick moss with moonshine

POur moonshine on your dickmoss
Light that shit on fire
no more moss

You might feel a little discomfort. Possibly like a meth explosion just happened on your dick. But that hair wont grow back for awhile, well, untill the scars heal up

Dickmoss lolll

 

[Skuxx]

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[Milovan]

View attachment 3296212choo choo

I've smoked at least a pint of HO but never dabbed.
When you said dab I thought you meant
wax, shatter. I never thought HO lol.
And no, I'm not brain dead yet just really stoned!




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[Diabolical666]

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YYyyyyOUCH!

 

[insidagain]

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I think im gonna get sick.

 

[Diabolical666]

I think im gonna get sick.

ikr probably smells like poopy bacon from the burnt fat next to butthole

 

[Milovan]

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Careful what you wish for!





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[Milovan]

ikr probably smells like poopy bacon from the burnt fat next to butthole

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