I have a new $$$$$ plan

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Wouldn't it be cheaper just to have a pole i can put in a parking lot without the requirement for an expensive SUV?

Haven't you ever seen a rap video? Bitches dance on cars man. Sheesh.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Wouldn't it be cheaper just to have a pole i can put in a parking lot without the requirement for an expensive SUV?

But Clayton's moves! I was in line for two hours to cross the SF Bay Bridge. Do you know how much we could have made? Two hours!

 

[tip top toker]

But Clayton's moves! I was in line for two hours to cross the SF Bay Bridge. Do you know how much we could have made? Two hours!

But to link your pole to your truck is very counter intuitive. He could place pole on the ground, get woman dancing, and while she is dancing, drive off to find moar woman! Now can has two pole and do not need two trucks! Think of it as a threesome. Twice the fun, same amount of dick.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

But to link your pole to your truck is very counter intuitive. He could place pole on the ground, get woman dancing, and while she is dancing, drive off to find moar woman! Now can has two pole and do not need two trucks! Think of it as a threesome. Twice the fun, same amount of dick.

You are missing out on traffic jams. Gotta get the professional workadays in on this. Clayton, make sure you get one of those credit card readers for your phone.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

But to link your pole to your truck is very counter intuitive.

Counter intuitive? You know what else is counter-intuitive? Making a computer in your garage. Clayton is a genius.

 

[tip top toker]

You are missing out on traffic jams. Gotta get the professional workadays in on this. Clayton, make sure you get one of those credit card readers for your phone.

My point remains valid though. Why limit yourself to the trucks presence? stick the pole on the ground, get the woman dancing, and when the traffic jam clears, leave the woman dancing and drive off. Just make sure to have enough against her that should she bolt, you get a free house and child to call yours Then you can turn it into an illegal brothel and start raking in the dollar bills.

I made $3000 this week working from home! You can too if you leave the3 stripper in the middle of the freeway.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

My point remains valid though. Why limit yourself to the trucks presence? stick the pole on the ground, get the woman dancing, and when the traffic jam clears, leave the woman dancing and drive off. Just make sure to have enough against her that should she bolt, you get a free house and child to call yours Then you can turn it into an illegal brothel and start raking in the dollar bills.

I made $3000 this week working from home! You can too if you leave the3 stripper in the middle of the freeway.

Kinda like a "hot spot"?

 

[tip top toker]

Kinda like a "hot spot"?

Something like that. Although my original thoughts were more along the lines of dance bitch or play with traffic, your call. To make some easy money, just find a state that is happy with the idea of hitch hiking, and then well, is it curb crawling when it's on the interstate?

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Something like that. Although my original thoughts were more along the lines of dance bitch or play with traffic, your call. To make some easy money, just find a state that is happy with the idea of hitch hiking, and then well, is it curb crawling when it's on the interstate?

So more like a hot pocket? No?

 

[tip top toker]

So more like a hot pocket? No?

I prefer jacket potatoes.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

But what if you got some of those tall Mercedes vans or some buses and turned them into traffic jam brothels? You could have bitches making eyes at other drivers. Maybe a valet service to drive your car while you get worked on. It shouldn't be as hard as working out those ride sharing and private taxi networks. More like a moving cupcake truck. Just send out tweets "we are cuming up on mile marker 72.4". Crowd sourcing?

 

[anzohaze]

We actually made one for the bed of my.old truck had the 5th wheel in the bed. The only prob is the top of pole would move alot and was kinda unsafe esp for drunk people at the mud runs. So at top of pole i put some rect tubing on top in a x pattern and attached cable to each corner of the bed were your tie downs would go. It worked really good the drunk bitches loved. The pole dancing and drinking destroyed my truck didnt not last the whole drinking and driving ordeal but hey it was fun while it lasted

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Sooo, I should start a kickstarter??.....

 

[Blue Wizard]

I'm working on a $$$$$ plan too. I'm trying to find out what my tenants are doing and copy that. It's low rent apartments, most of them don't have jobs but they drive new cars and have one or two 72" flat screen TV's, an XBOX ONE or a PS4 or both. There's usually a huge rack of Blu-ray movies too.

I don't make enough to afford any of that stuff but I make too much to qualify to live there, it's a mystery.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

I'm working on a $$$$$ plan too. I'm trying to find out what my tenants are doing and copy that. It's low rent apartments, most of them don't have jobs but they drive new cars and have one or two 72" flat screen TV's, an XBOX ONE or a PS4 or both. There's usually a huge rack of Blu-ray movies too.

I don't make enough to afford any of that stuff but I make too much to qualify to live there, it's a mystery.

 

[butsack]

lololol my dad made me one in highshool.

brilliant results.

 

[Growan]

Wouldn't it be cheaper just to have a pole i can put in a parking lot without the requirement for an expensive SUV?

Lamp post?

 

[KLITE]

I (dis)approve!