Fucking old people in Florida...

[neosapien]

Just die already.

 

[butsack]

I would have guessed the elderly in Florida to be the least offensive demographic..

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Hey hey, that's not nice!

When I'm a decrepit old fuck I'm going to love FL! Palm trees, ocean breezes, pelicans and sand on your old flaky scalp where hair used to be. Flamingoes. Manatees. Golf. Uh... Cuban sandwiches?
What else...

I don't know. I can't blame the old bastards for wanting to live there. Seems like paradise to me!

 

[tytheguy111]

Hey hey, that's not nice!

When I'm a decrepit old fuck I'm going to love FL! Palm trees, ocean breezes, pelicans and sand on your old flaky scalp where hair used to be. Flamingoes. Manatees. Golf. Uh... Cuban sandwiches?
What else...

I don't know. I can't blame the old bastards for wanting to live there. Seems like paradise to me!

Fucking sucks

Try living there for a few months lol


Its nice if your rich I guess



When i retire im moving deep into Canada and grow weed and drink moonshine till I die

Pretty much the best way to go its beautiful and cold

Plus if I have a woman then I can fuck the shit out of her till my dick doesn't work lol.


But yeah Florida is humid and hot as fuck

North Carolina has the best weather like around Charlotte it doesn't get all that cold down in southern Carolina

 

[chewberto]

Is this in reference to marijuana legalization?






























Cause about a pound...

 

[LetsGetCritical]

I thought this thread was going to be about having sex with the elderly. im very dissapointed

 

[Sativied]

Just die already.

Fuck them harder.

Edit: Nevermind, just noticed LetsGetCritical's post...

 

[LetsGetCritical]

 

[oldtimer54]

First of all.......why would u travel to Florida just to fuck old people ?
I'm sure there are some in close proximity to your current location
Why waste the gas....?

 

[Singlemalt]

First of all.......why would u travel to Florida just to fuck old people ?
I'm sure there are some in close proximity to your current location
Why waste the gas....?

Their morals change when they've lived in Florida after awhile, sumthin about the heat and all the speedos and thongs. Just like they turn into wierd fucked up hippie crystal rubbers when they go to New Mexico

 

[vostok]

Yeah! those 21-28 yo
Got No class
they smell too
and got loose ideas
and fucking poor
moral=
stay at school
get a degree​

 

[WHATFG]

Fucking sucks

Try living there for a few months lol


Its nice if your rich I guess



When i retire im moving deep into Canada and grow weed and drink moonshine till I die

Pretty much the best way to go its beautiful and cold

Plus if I have a woman then I can fuck the shit out of her till my dick doesn't work lol.


But yeah Florida is humid and hot as fuck

North Carolina has the best weather like around Charlotte it doesn't get all that cold down in southern Carolina

Yes Ty bring your ass to Canada.....we take most....lot's if women here so no need to worry about being cold, and lots don't shave....anything!

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Yeah! those 21-28 yo
Got No class
they smell too
and got loose ideas
and fucking poor
moral=
stay at school
get a degree​

Hey Vostok... You've gotten more, uh, red lately. And your English seems to be getting worse. Has the Central Committee taken over your account?

 

[curious2garden]

Who else is there to fuck in Florida but old people?

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Who else is there to fuck in Florida but old people?

The gays.

 

[curious2garden]

The gays.

Do you mean to say gays don't get old?

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Do you mean to say gays don't get old?

... They just fey away.

 

[curious2garden]

... They just fey away.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

 

[tytheguy111]

Yes Ty bring your ass to Canada.....we take most....lot's if women here so no need to worry about being cold, and lots don't shave....anything!

Mmmmmm

Hairy beavers