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bradburry

bradburry

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quite simple really.....

WHAT'S THE BIGGEST LIE YOU'VE EVER TOLD??
i lied once about being a big time spanish weed smuggler earning £40k a run. lol .
the lie became so big i think i convinced myself.










look deep into your memory and pull a big fat wopper out..ha....
 
Diabolical666

Diabolical666

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Idk I cant think of any lie I ever told I had to keep on going with it, I'm more the noble lie type. Lets see, maybe I can give it a shot tho.......ahem..

I love cops, the government, dramatic people, long walks with shoes that hurt, trimming pot, cleaning up dog puke on a shag rug, listening to ppl tell me they make 80g a year and ask for a dime front, the postal service, a clogged pipe, cold coffee and the 40mph winds in the snow.
 
Skuxx

Skuxx

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Too many.... the first one that comes to mind is in elementary school we were playing tag and I was it... one kid that was running decided to climb a fence. I 'tagged' him as hard as I could when he was at the top about to jump, and he fell and broke both of his arms. It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen, but he was in such pain etc. that I said he fell naturally and even he went with it.. he had to wear a cast on both arms in a funny position for a long time. I had to hear him tell the story how he broke his arms to people tons of times after that which was always funny.
 
tytheguy111

tytheguy111

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Skuxx said:
Too many.... the first one that comes to mind is in elementary school we were playing tag and I was it... one kid that was running decided to climb a fence. I 'tagged' him as hard as I could when he was at the top about to jump, and he fell and broke both of his arms. It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen, but he was in such pain etc. that I said he fell naturally and even he went with it.. he had to wear a cast on both arms in a funny position for a long time. I had to hear him tell the story how he broke his arms to people tons of times after that which was always funny.
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lol at least u wernt it

i lie all the time to buy beer and shit


maybe the biggest time i lied was when i told this slut that she was hot lol and she followed me around so i did the slut turn around cuz she kept texting me saying that she wanted me and shit and she was "aching for me" lol i dont know what to think of that still to this day


anyways i fucked her but it was an awful shagging and she left me alone lol

i didnt do foreplay or anything just went straight in and fucked her so bad she herself said a lie and said "oh baby i love it" even tho i did a sloppy job lol and to think i risked aids and herps so that shell leave me alone lol
 
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