The UK Growers Thread!

rambo22

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its not fucking funny relax ya cunt lol

ok ok ive munched bout 40vals, done 3 dominos on top and sniffed a gram of ket which i think had been boshed with mxe, next thing (3hr later) i remember is walking the streets with nowt but me boxer shorts on, thinking im gonna die of the cold and only place i could recognise was me mum in laws gaff so 2-3am i dunno im knocking on her window saying ''help me, help me, im dieing'' i really did think i was gonna die of the cold.

shes got me a dressing gown n sorted me out.

then next day i find out not only was i naked at her door at god no's what time but apparently me cock was also hanging out me boxers!

fuck knows how i managed to walk that long tho, without being nicked or sectioned.....
 

Don Gin and Ton

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Hahahaha you knacker, that's a winner there Rambo. I've had to swear off the vals. Missus and friends held an intervention of sorts for me. Mixing blues and whites feels good but you can't tell how much of a bellend you're being or at least I can't haha. Bet the Mo'law is loving you mate
 

IC3M4L3

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That green crack looks bostin budolski ....I've just been to view a mates grow and he's changed my mind I'm going to vitalinks nutes



Rambo ring me I can't text been cut off again virgin takin the piss man

no vitalink are SHIT!

ALL nutes are for is to get the correct NPK into the plant at corect ratios, as long as th eplant is green then it dont need no diffrent

remebr all we try and do is enhance the yeild NOTHING more, we want the flavour, we want the colours, just more yeld, hence what boosters and nutes are for, specially in soil less mediums



eazy now
 

R3l@X

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Nah, first grow I did I have the hydro vitalink nutes..in soil lol they were grand but was a cunt to ph haha
 

IC3M4L3

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Nah, first grow I did I have the hydro vitalink nutes..in soil lol they were grand but was a cunt to ph haha

yeh i started with vitalink in my first grow in rockwool, hated the stuff, never used it again and your righ th eph was allll over, furk that

estate manager round today

gotta stop smoking weed or ther gunna evict me, in or owt the house CUNTS. o not even in garden

dafuq
 

Garybhoy11

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yeh i started with vitalink in my first grow in rockwool, hated the stuff, never used it again and your righ th eph was allll over, furk that

estate manager round today

gotta stop smoking weed or ther gunna evict me, in or owt the house CUNTS. o not even in garden

dafuq
Hahaha u been stinking up the estate ice,
 

shawnybizzle

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From what I've seen vitalinks and coco are fucking perfect lol fuck growing in rock wool that's crazy talk lolol ....I'm gonna get some autos soon give them a try too secret squirrels told me of a brand that I'm smoking now that's pukka done in 8 1/2 weeks 16oz
 

shawnybizzle

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Lolol secret sshhhhhh squirrel autos lmao.....

Yeh super coco was really good and finished a lot quicker....I had a bash and its just too much for me to handle right now lol so back to pure coco with added bloodmeal tho plants seem to like that.....my yeild this time round tho has suffered big style I open the tent and theres acres of space it makes me angry deep inside right to the marra lol
 

shawnybizzle

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This vitalinks is for hard water as well and my waters chuck Norris naaaaa mean.....so I'm gonna give it a bash use with liquid silicone as well and we shall see...got a couple of blue cheese cuts on order as well he says they'll be ready in 3 weeks said he wants em well rooted....can't knock the fella
 

shawnybizzle

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Sorry man I just been taking cuts busy ode game that lolol......Yeh relax is that the full coir line up Yeh? With the microbac stuff? And the buddy?
 
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