Once upon a time not so long ago I was 1-2 weeks away from cutting down a delicious bunch of girls, smelly full of chrystals buds, the kind that smoke you silly. Well just happens my ex and I were in the midst of big arguments, which happened every time she got drunk and this particular night she went completely nuts, shouting screaming slamming doors, attacking me. I was absolutely sure my neighbors would call the cops. I had to do something quick.
I threw her out, cut down all my plants, stuffed them in a bag, left the air circulating so that most of the smells were rid of, dropped the bag at a pals place and returned home to find the cops just getting there. Just as I thought, the neighbors had done it. I was lucky to have acted so quickly and not try to hide them plants. She picked her shit up with the help of cops, still naive of the situation she had put me through, and left. I cannot emphasize this enough, do not trust women. Most of the time (I find) the cops take the womans side and look for any reason to bust your ass as they did with me. With me they thought they found some drugs on the table, quickly turns out it was just painkillers so they really had nothing on me.
Don't tell anyone about ur grow and don't keep an alcoholic gf in the house.