My Grandma Got Raided

[ClaytonBigsby]

My grandma got raided and I lost my entire grow about a week before harvest. She's getting pretty old and can't get around that well so when my grandfather died a couple of years ago I set up my grow in their old barn. There was 17 giant plants. How long do you think she will get? I'm hoping they will just let her go.

 

[lahadaextranjera]

I reckon they'll steal most of it and just charge her for 4. That way everyone wins! That's what happens here anyway.

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

They won't let her go. But don't worry. She's probably gonna die soon anyway. At least she can die with some honor in a prison riot. Or shanked by a rival gang member.

 

[Dr.Pecker]

You got your grandma busted!

 

[coppershot]

lol is this real life?

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

They won't let her go. But don't worry. She's probably gonna die soon anyway. At least she can die with some honor in a prison riot. Or shanked by a rival gang member.

Those Granny Gangs in the joint are the worst.
Shank ya with a knitting needle.

 

[skunkd0c]

My grandma got raided and I lost my entire grow about a week before harvest. She's getting pretty old and can't get around that well so when my grandfather died a couple of years ago I set up my grow in their old barn. There was 17 giant plants. How long do you think she will get? I'm hoping they will just let her go.

about a pound

 

[Singlemalt]

Too bad she isn't Sicilian, she'd own the joint

 

[KLITE]

Big up the Bigsby! Missed you man
holly fuck man i really feel for you!
I really think it depends on whether or not your grandma has gone through menopause or not. Also the strain really influences in court on this senior related issues like. Did she cook anything decent thats like your special dish youre gonna miss if she goes down?

 

[neosapien]

That sucks about your plants man!

I bet your grandma has lived a full life. They can atleast take care of her in jail. If she loves you, she'll keep her mouth shut.

 

[lahadaextranjera]

They've got huge potential down below to take massive stashes inside. That's how they're running it.

 

[KLITE]

Btw not meaning to sound racialist or whatever but from your description of the predicament your grandma sounds like a complete and absolute BABE. I tottally bang her with your permission, and after agreeing on a price obviously, regardless of whether or not she has had her menopause.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

They've got huge potential down below to take massive stashes inside. That's how they're running it.

We should probably agree on a "safe" word before we go any further.

 

[KLITE]

Did you by any chance forget your plants with the hard mode on?

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Man, some of you people are dicks. I don't know how she got popped yet. She was complaining about how much her electric bill had jumped and about how she couldn't afford to eat on her fixed income, so maybe it's for the best. She can get three meals a day and free healthcare. She needed to see a doctor soon anyway. Yeah, I hope she figures it out and just plays dumb but I'm afraid she might narc me out too.

In other news I kind of feel like she owes me for my loss if she called about her high electric bill and they found the grow. I'm thinking about having an estate sale of her things to bail her out but just keep most of the money and say it didn;t make enough to get her out.

 

[Blue Wizard]

This happened here in "Merica? I figured the cops would have went all out with tanks and shit, shot her a few thousand times and seized everything for themselves.

 

[Dr.Pecker]

I bet they take the house, u better look for a new pad.

 

[Singlemalt]

Man, some of you people are dicks. I don't know how she got popped yet. She was complaining about how much her electric bill had jumped and about how she couldn't afford to eat on her fixed income, so maybe it's for the best. She can get three meals a day and free healthcare. She needed to see a doctor soon anyway. Yeah, I hope she figures it out and just plays dumb but I'm afraid she might narc me out too.

In other news I kind of feel like she owes me for my loss if she called about her high electric bill and they found the grow. I'm thinking about having an estate sale of her things to bail her out but just keep most of the money and say it didn;t make enough to get her out.

It was probably that evil jealous sister of yours who snitched; she thought the cops would take the grow and not granny. Let granny know that sis squealed, you'll likely profit

 

[lahadaextranjera]

I bet they take the house, u better look for a new pad.

Maybe, maybe not. He may get to go too!! Lol

 

[KLITE]

Man, some of you people are dicks. I don't know how she got popped yet. She was complaining about how much her electric bill had jumped and about how she couldn't afford to eat on her fixed income, so maybe it's for the best. She can get three meals a day and free healthcare. She needed to see a doctor soon anyway. Yeah, I hope she figures it out and just plays dumb but I'm afraid she might narc me out too.

In other news I kind of feel like she owes me for my loss if she called about her high electric bill and they found the grow. I'm thinking about having an estate sale of her things to bail her out but just keep most of the money and say it didn;t make enough to get her out.

Come on man youve got your own blood to fall for it. I think you should use the money to start a grow elsewhere at another old family members house like that aunt of yours that was at a home?