Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[sunni]

to nap or not to nap before work that is the question

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

your mom said she wished she had an abortion?

why? is that what your mom said about you?

 

[charface]

Weird but most of my stress begins and finishes in my wifes mouth.
related note.
Cashier asked if I brought a reusable bag and I politly informed him that he was never to spek of my wife like that again.

Bu-dop psshhh!

 

[Pinworm]

 

[Fungus Gnat]

 

[Skuxx]

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

i watched this video on youtube the other day, whats the chances of that lol

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Hey guys.... Catch me up please. BBQ? Where? When? Can I come?

 

[Pinworm]

Hey guys.... Catch me up please. BBQ? Where? When? Can I come?

https://www.rollitup.org/t/after-harvest-bbq-dec-12-13-14th-fri-sat-sun.839612/

Here you are my good dude.

 

[TripleMindedGee5150]

This one made me have one of those Dafuq moments. Isnt this kinda racist? What about shades of brown, yellow , red and white? Are those books out ? LOL

 

[Fungus Gnat]

 

[TripleMindedGee5150]

Damn "midnight blue" serious wow kinda blunt there .... LOL

 

[Sativied]

Shaking my balls while they hang in a tube.

 

[Sativied]

Just don't want to spill anything.

Normally I put it in the freezer, but I will use it soon.

Figured if I save it up I can sort of do a one-man-bukkake when she's ready.

 

[Pinworm]

I believe anything I have to say should be offensive. And, I like to offend people. I just try to be real offensive. Did you guys like my joke the other day? Pinny will go to heaven even though he's a filthy jew? Did you guys like that? Did you guys hear that argument? it was mean and perfect....

 

[Metasynth]

Are you coming to vegas, or what?

 

[Pinworm]

Are you coming to vegas, or what?

Meta. First you gotta say that I shit on these cunts something awful with class. These twats love to talk a load of shit, but do not understand. I AM what these bitches talk about. They, want to give me love, but they have no innernettes on top of my good lookingness!

 

[Metasynth]

Well.........?

Open invitation.

You need to get your rocks off or what?

 

[UncleBuck]

Meta. First you gotta say that I shit on these cunts something awful with class. These twats love to talk a load of shit, but do not understand. I AM what these bitches talk about. They, want to give me love, but they have no innernettes on top of my good lookingness!

i'm going to beat you up.