Update 5????
This update is dedicated to the great Reverend Horton Heat not just because it's Sunday around here but because his guitar playing and humor motivated my ass on my little, (Ow my ass), bicycle trip today and also because he has provided us with this week's theme songs. God bless ya Rev!
Had a bit of action going on to break up the monotony of slow growth. Looks like I should of used MG instead of this horrid Vigaro shite . This shit is just like 98% wood and 2% human excrement. Fuckin horrible stuff. And the reason I know that it is crap is I had a problem with cup #2. Seems while I was poking a hole in the medium to actually provide the plant with some kind of air to it's roots the side of the cup tore. The shit was so compacted I had to force a Phillips head into the Vigaro to loosen the medium up and the force tore the cup open. Well like a little stoner I said "I'll fix it in the morning" and when I got back to her, she and the mix had dried out completely. So I transplanted her to a new cup with some more proper mix and
Hallelulah,
Hallaleya, Hellulouya, Thank God she seems to be doing great now. But I wish I had taken a picture of those roots. THE weakest roots I have ever seen. Pathetic, stringy and almost non-existant. So basically they're starving and I just gave them all a shot of Medi-One and Azos to see if we can improve that medium. I think 1+2 have been infected by the Azos, 3 + 4 are just not doing much. Maybe it's time to pick one plant and change the setup on the box's light to one plant mode? Didn't know I was running a transformer, did ya
?
And speaking of one plant I almost killed #1. Must of forgot to water her and I came in to one of the saddest, driest little ladies I've seen since, (insert competitor you hate the most here)'s mother came over for a quickie. Anyway she managed to survive my ineptness, (no, not So and So's mother, wise-ass
), and I think she's actually drinking more so maybe some more growth. Please God. Hello? Are you there Jeebus? Bi66s, BK and the captain are giving me a complex Lord. Please help.
Or maybe I just need to motivate them properly by flashing some imagery in the tent to get them to understand that the time is NOW LADIES!!!!!!!
Haaaaaay. Wait a sec. That napalm makes me think that maybe what I need is a military man to properly motivate my ladies?
Or maybe I should of just listened to Lordjin and realized F3s suck at "vegging"
. (11.5/12.5 for the record before you anal fuckers out there say no vegging
)
Outro
Marijuana