Stingy Stoners

FrostyPelican

Well-Known Member
This is more of a vent than asking for advice, it's been bugging me for a while. I'm sure some of you know similar people like the one I'm about to describe.

I know a person and I'd call him a friend, but man, what a stingy SOB. Before I grew anything he was the only person I could get smoke from. I haven't been smoking long and didn't know anyone else, I look like a school teacher or cop so scoring from an anonymous, random source was out.

Anyway, last year I asked him for a bit of weed and offered to buy it. He says "well, give me some paint and I'll hook you up" . (I had just painted the inside and outside of the house so had gallons remaining). So I give him about $40.00 - $50.00 worth of interior paint. He comes over later and hands me enough to roll a pinroll joint and it was Mexican brick trash.
I thank him but really was thinking WTF man.

Anyway, a few weeks go by and he says "hey, I'm picking some up, you want to get an OZ?". So I say "sure", not really worrying about price because I can't get it elsewhere anyway. Later that day, I go over and it's $100 for my OZ of yet more Mexican brick garbage that barely got me high.

In the back of my mind I'm thinking "there has got to be a way to get good quality weed at a reasonable price, this is some BS man". That's what got me trying to learn everything I could off forums like this. I ended up ordering seeds, got some hydro equipment, nutes, a few HID setups etc.

Fast forward 4 or so months. I had, in my opinion a really good harvest considering it was my first time growing. So there I am, with about 10 -12 ozs of harvested bud. The first thing I do is go over to my friends house with various strains and give him about 5-6 ozs total as I thought it would go bad before I could use it all and in a way I was "thankful" that he even scored some for me although it was trash. (I don't use much and didn't know about the shelf-life in mason jars at the time and freezing out of the question due to family members)

After what seemed like just a month or two my friend has me come by and then asks me for more. He says, "I want to pay you at least something for it." He smokes pretty much all day. So I'm thinking "whatever, I can spare another oz". At the time, my supply seemed unlimited considering my low usage.
So I go over there and even gave him a bit more than an oz, about 1.25 and it was fire. He hands me 100.00 and I'm thinking WTF...does this look like that brick shit you had that spent 92 hours in someones gas tank?...
I didn't say anything although he has more money than I.

3 weeks later... "hey can you come by?" I'm like "hell no, not this crap again" so I said that I'm saving the rest.

Fast forward to just yesterday. Now I'm completely out of weed and my next harvest is 2 months away so I go over to his place. I ask, "hey, do you have anything good or can you get some?" He goes, "yeah, I spent extra to get a few oz's of OG Kush from my dealer but I can only sell you a little bit". So I say OK. He asked $75 for an eight of an ounce.....!

At that point, I just said to myself, "I'm never going to help this guy out again". He ain't getting a gram from my next harvest and can keep smoking that Mexican trash or spend a fortune on a decent strain.

I'm thankful I told him it was too scary for me to grow again after I gave him almost half of my first harvest.

No-one's getting jack off FrostyPelican ever again!

That's all, thanks for listening haha.
 

tytheguy111

Well-Known Member
This is more of a vent than asking for advice, it's been bugging me for a while. I'm sure some of you know similar people like the one I'm about to describe.

I know a person and I'd call him a friend, but man, what a stingy SOB. Before I grew anything he was the only person I could get smoke from. I haven't been smoking long and didn't know anyone else, I look like a school teacher or cop so scoring from an anonymous, random source was out.

Anyway, last year I asked him for a bit of weed and offered to buy it. He says "well, give me some paint and I'll hook you up" . (I had just painted the inside and outside of the house so had gallons remaining). So I give him about $40.00 - $50.00 worth of interior paint. He comes over later and hands me enough to roll a pinroll joint and it was Mexican brick trash.
I thank him but really was thinking WTF man.

Anyway, a few weeks go by and he says "hey, I'm picking some up, you want to get an OZ?". So I say "sure", not really worrying about price because I can't get it elsewhere anyway. Later that day, I go over and it's $100 for my OZ of yet more Mexican brick garbage that barely got me high.

In the back of my mind I'm thinking "there has got to be a way to get good quality weed at a reasonable price, this is some BS man". That's what got me trying to learn everything I could off forums like this. I ended up ordering seeds, got some hydro equipment, nutes, a few HID setups etc.

Fast forward 4 or so months. I had, in my opinion a really good harvest considering it was my first time growing. So there I am, with about 10 -12 ozs of harvested bud. The first thing I do is go over to my friends house with various strains and give him about 5-6 ozs total as I thought it would go bad before I could use it all and in a way I was "thankful" that he even scored some for me although it was trash. (I don't use much and didn't know about the shelf-life in mason jars at the time and freezing out of the question due to family members)

After what seemed like just a month or two my friend has me come by and then asks me for more. He says, "I want to pay you at least something for it." He smokes pretty much all day. So I'm thinking "whatever, I can spare another oz". At the time, my supply seemed unlimited considering my low usage.
So I go over there and even gave him a bit more than an oz, about 1.25 and it was fire. He hands me 100.00 and I'm thinking WTF...does this look like that brick shit you had that spent 92 hours in someones gas tank?...
I didn't say anything although he has more money than I.

3 weeks later... "hey can you come by?" I'm like "hell no, not this crap again" so I said that I'm saving the rest.

Fast forward to just yesterday. Now I'm completely out of weed and my next harvest is 2 months away so I go over to his place. I ask, "hey, do you have anything good or can you get some?" He goes, "yeah, I spent extra to get a few oz's of OG Kush from my dealer but I can only sell you a little bit". So I say OK. He asked $75 for an eight of an ounce.....!

At that point, I just said to myself, "I'm never going to help this guy out again". He ain't getting a gram from my next harvest and can keep smoking that Mexican trash or spend a fortune on a decent strain.

I'm thankful I told him it was too scary for me to grow again after I gave him almost half of my first harvest.

No-one's getting jack off FrostyPelican ever again!

That's all, thanks for listening haha.

Dude I just spent like 50 bucks for an 1/8 just suck it up man

You gotta do what u gotta do man
 

tytheguy111

Well-Known Member
This is more of a vent than asking for advice, it's been bugging me for a while. I'm sure some of you know similar people like the one I'm about to describe.

I know a person and I'd call him a friend, but man, what a stingy SOB. Before I grew anything he was the only person I could get smoke from. I haven't been smoking long and didn't know anyone else, I look like a school teacher or cop so scoring from an anonymous, random source was out.

Anyway, last year I asked him for a bit of weed and offered to buy it. He says "well, give me some paint and I'll hook you up" . (I had just painted the inside and outside of the house so had gallons remaining). So I give him about $40.00 - $50.00 worth of interior paint. He comes over later and hands me enough to roll a pinroll joint and it was Mexican brick trash.
I thank him but really was thinking WTF man.

Anyway, a few weeks go by and he says "hey, I'm picking some up, you want to get an OZ?". So I say "sure", not really worrying about price because I can't get it elsewhere anyway. Later that day, I go over and it's $100 for my OZ of yet more Mexican brick garbage that barely got me high.

In the back of my mind I'm thinking "there has got to be a way to get good quality weed at a reasonable price, this is some BS man". That's what got me trying to learn everything I could off forums like this. I ended up ordering seeds, got some hydro equipment, nutes, a few HID setups etc.

Fast forward 4 or so months. I had, in my opinion a really good harvest considering it was my first time growing. So there I am, with about 10 -12 ozs of harvested bud. The first thing I do is go over to my friends house with various strains and give him about 5-6 ozs total as I thought it would go bad before I could use it all and in a way I was "thankful" that he even scored some for me although it was trash. (I don't use much and didn't know about the shelf-life in mason jars at the time and freezing out of the question due to family members)

After what seemed like just a month or two my friend has me come by and then asks me for more. He says, "I want to pay you at least something for it." He smokes pretty much all day. So I'm thinking "whatever, I can spare another oz". At the time, my supply seemed unlimited considering my low usage.
So I go over there and even gave him a bit more than an oz, about 1.25 and it was fire. He hands me 100.00 and I'm thinking WTF...does this look like that brick shit you had that spent 92 hours in someones gas tank?...
I didn't say anything although he has more money than I.

3 weeks later... "hey can you come by?" I'm like "hell no, not this crap again" so I said that I'm saving the rest.

Fast forward to just yesterday. Now I'm completely out of weed and my next harvest is 2 months away so I go over to his place. I ask, "hey, do you have anything good or can you get some?" He goes, "yeah, I spent extra to get a few oz's of OG Kush from my dealer but I can only sell you a little bit". So I say OK. He asked $75 for an eight of an ounce.....!

At that point, I just said to myself, "I'm never going to help this guy out again". He ain't getting a gram from my next harvest and can keep smoking that Mexican trash or spend a fortune on a decent strain.

I'm thankful I told him it was too scary for me to grow again after I gave him almost half of my first harvest.

No-one's getting jack off FrostyPelican ever again!

That's all, thanks for listening haha.

Then again man I get what ur saying

He sounds like a greedy basturd
 

Red1966

Well-Known Member
This is more of a vent than asking for advice, it's been bugging me for a while. I'm sure some of you know similar people like the one I'm about to describe.

I know a person and I'd call him a friend, but man, what a stingy SOB. Before I grew anything he was the only person I could get smoke from. I haven't been smoking long and didn't know anyone else, I look like a school teacher or cop so scoring from an anonymous, random source was out.

Anyway, last year I asked him for a bit of weed and offered to buy it. He says "well, give me some paint and I'll hook you up" . (I had just painted the inside and outside of the house so had gallons remaining). So I give him about $40.00 - $50.00 worth of interior paint. He comes over later and hands me enough to roll a pinroll joint and it was Mexican brick trash.
I thank him but really was thinking WTF man.

Anyway, a few weeks go by and he says "hey, I'm picking some up, you want to get an OZ?". So I say "sure", not really worrying about price because I can't get it elsewhere anyway. Later that day, I go over and it's $100 for my OZ of yet more Mexican brick garbage that barely got me high.

In the back of my mind I'm thinking "there has got to be a way to get good quality weed at a reasonable price, this is some BS man". That's what got me trying to learn everything I could off forums like this. I ended up ordering seeds, got some hydro equipment, nutes, a few HID setups etc.

Fast forward 4 or so months. I had, in my opinion a really good harvest considering it was my first time growing. So there I am, with about 10 -12 ozs of harvested bud. The first thing I do is go over to my friends house with various strains and give him about 5-6 ozs total as I thought it would go bad before I could use it all and in a way I was "thankful" that he even scored some for me although it was trash. (I don't use much and didn't know about the shelf-life in mason jars at the time and freezing out of the question due to family members)

After what seemed like just a month or two my friend has me come by and then asks me for more. He says, "I want to pay you at least something for it." He smokes pretty much all day. So I'm thinking "whatever, I can spare another oz". At the time, my supply seemed unlimited considering my low usage.
So I go over there and even gave him a bit more than an oz, about 1.25 and it was fire. He hands me 100.00 and I'm thinking WTF...does this look like that brick shit you had that spent 92 hours in someones gas tank?...
I didn't say anything although he has more money than I.

3 weeks later... "hey can you come by?" I'm like "hell no, not this crap again" so I said that I'm saving the rest.

Fast forward to just yesterday. Now I'm completely out of weed and my next harvest is 2 months away so I go over to his place. I ask, "hey, do you have anything good or can you get some?" He goes, "yeah, I spent extra to get a few oz's of OG Kush from my dealer but I can only sell you a little bit". So I say OK. He asked $75 for an eight of an ounce.....!

At that point, I just said to myself, "I'm never going to help this guy out again". He ain't getting a gram from my next harvest and can keep smoking that Mexican trash or spend a fortune on a decent strain.

I'm thankful I told him it was too scary for me to grow again after I gave him almost half of my first harvest.

No-one's getting jack off FrostyPelican ever again!

That's all, thanks for listening haha.
Well, you sure got taken. Over and over. "Fuck me once, shame on you. Fuck me twice, shame on me. Fuck me 20 times, I'm a dumb ass.
 

Garden Boss

Well-Known Member
Yep, always grow at least 2x more than you think you'll need. Learn to make quality concentrates and edibles to get you thru the rough patches. And btw, you can keep weed in a jar for years just dry and cure properly.
Next time he comes crying tell him you got oz's at $200 firm no breaks. Be armed, he sounds like a douche...
 

FrostyPelican

Well-Known Member
Yep, always grow at least 2x more than you think you'll need. Learn to make quality concentrates and edibles to get you thru the rough patches. And btw, you can keep weed in a jar for years just dry and cure properly.
Next time he comes crying tell him you got oz's at $200 firm no breaks. Be armed, he sounds like a douche...
Yeah, I learned after the fact that it will hold great in jars. It actually seems better after curing so long.

I did make a bit of ice water hash last time and it was great. Keeping an eye out for bubble bags now, I will be needing them. This next harvest I'm just going to jar it all and keep it.

Thanks man
 

Singlemalt

Well-Known Member
Nah, keep to your story that you are scared to grow. He'll always be a parasite if you let him know ya grow, get pissy with you if you charge him what its worth and may turn you in if he gets pissed. BTW, he's not a friend; betcha he sold the 5-6oz ya gave him. I was in a similar situation, tho I grow for family and friends for free.
 

FrostyPelican

Well-Known Member
Nah, keep to your story that you are scared to grow. He'll always be a parasite if you let him know ya grow, get pissy with you if you charge him what its worth and may turn you in if he gets pissed. BTW, he's not a friend; betcha he sold the 5-6oz ya gave him. I was in a similar situation, tho I grow for family and friends for free.
I hear you and that's my plan. It was kind of a conundrum to explain I how I got it in the first place and almost never mentioned it to begin with. I never wanted to tell anyone and he was the only one. We are regular suburban families with kids in school etc so it's not like we are a bunch scandalous dirtbags but still, there is always a risk. Not smart to let anyone know.
 

ULEN

Well-Known Member
This is what you do.

You do the whole dry county on him. You tax him top dollar for your grow. 80 1/8th if he says no you can tax him 100 an 1/8th after its cured nice and good.

Let him get dry, let him get thirsty and hit him with the sticker.
 

ULEN

Well-Known Member
We had greedy smoker friends too that wouldn't put ends and wouldn't pass the blunt.

I always smoked everyone around me out... But the greediness ended quick with a bag of salvia.

Didn't have that problem anymore. Moral of the story, share your smoke or hallucinate for being a greedy fuck.
 
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