The UK Growers Thread!
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Growan
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Jeez lads, they don't fuck about over there...Police arrest goat accused of armed robbery
By Mail Foreign Service
Updated: 21:46, 23 January 2009
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Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.
Vigilantes seized the black and white goat, saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into an animal to escape after trying to steal a Mazda 323.
'The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them.
Wanted: Witnesses claimed a man turned into a goat to get away after an armed robbery (file picture)
'However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat,' Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed said.
'We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody.
'We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat,' he said.
Belief in witchcraft is widespread in parts of Nigeria, Africa's most populous nation.
Residents came to the police station to see the goat, photographed in one national newspaper on its knees next to a pile of straw.
It was a rough couple of days, but they had to let me go in the end. I just stuck to my story...
Growan
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Hey, sorry the vote didn't go the way you wanted it to.
On the bright side, with the Yes getting as much support as it did I expect the twats in control will have to start listening to the people, now they know how close they were to losing it.
Don Gin and Ton
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worse than that. westminister are going to give them loads more power and say even though the wantaway fucks didn't get 'away' it's fuckin disgraceful. they shouldn't be allowed to vote on anything that doesn't concern scotland anymore.
I've still yet to hear a convincing argument for independence. what exactly would scotland gain by cutting off the arm that feeds them. sweet fuck all. their own currency and the chance to trade with lets face it third world and dictator run countries. that'll boost the coffers for their new currency i'm sure. they haven't any infrastructure to support the country if they'd split. taxpayer owns their royal bank ffs. scotland would be back to clans and claymores in a year. the economical flaws that soapy salmond didn't tell the jocks are staggering. I caught a soundbite on news the other day of a load of old biddies flapping their gums having been told their supermarket prices would go up. they just said ach we'll just go te asda instead. not realising the asda prices would go up too. numpties.
all in all it's already had a massive negative effect on the economy, most of the investment bankers have shifted their money out of the uk just to be safe.
reet I'm away to storm up and doon hadrians wall with a pitchfork. come at me bro
I've still yet to hear a convincing argument for independence. what exactly would scotland gain by cutting off the arm that feeds them. sweet fuck all. their own currency and the chance to trade with lets face it third world and dictator run countries. that'll boost the coffers for their new currency i'm sure. they haven't any infrastructure to support the country if they'd split. taxpayer owns their royal bank ffs. scotland would be back to clans and claymores in a year. the economical flaws that soapy salmond didn't tell the jocks are staggering. I caught a soundbite on news the other day of a load of old biddies flapping their gums having been told their supermarket prices would go up. they just said ach we'll just go te asda instead. not realising the asda prices would go up too. numpties.
all in all it's already had a massive negative effect on the economy, most of the investment bankers have shifted their money out of the uk just to be safe.
reet I'm away to storm up and doon hadrians wall with a pitchfork. come at me bro
Don Gin and Ton
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they'll be fracking within 5 years the oils nearly gone man.
haha well stil a lot of coin in 5 yrs nnit?
this was deffo never gunna happen. people could see that sureley no? i guess they wer just hoping
but if they went independant... then that means no benefits dont it?
fukin england would havebeen invaded by the scot imigrants wouldnt they? bukfast drinking, face slicing, heroin smoking teeth missing fuckers?(almost sounds like toon!?!! lol)
just at thought.
Saerimmner
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Morning all
Don Gin and Ton
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5 years is not much in the grand scheme man, there'd be no benefits, pensions, health system, it goes on and on. they already take the piss giving their uni places free to scots and charging everyone else to fund it. majority of the yes vote are them that want to go back to hating the english and trying to sack york.
Growan
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Morning Sae.
I gotta say, I think Scotland is better off as part of the UK. Economically at least. I understand the desire for independence, most Scots I know are proud of their heritage. I've got Scottish and Irish blood in me a couple of generations back, but it hasn't really coloured me politically.
They can all go fuck themselves equally! English, irish, scots and welsh politicians. No discrimination here.
I gotta say, I think Scotland is better off as part of the UK. Economically at least. I understand the desire for independence, most Scots I know are proud of their heritage. I've got Scottish and Irish blood in me a couple of generations back, but it hasn't really coloured me politically.
They can all go fuck themselves equally! English, irish, scots and welsh politicians. No discrimination here.
fuk with my city???!!!!
i can still shoot a scot with a long bow from the bar walls, ahaha
Saerimmner
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erm no you cant.....lol
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zeddd
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that's the first true leaf after the cotyledons, the leaf often dies so no bother but its the leaves above which are more telling they are hungry give them 3 mil per litre biobizz growbut don't completely saturate them and yes that's 3 x wat it says on the tin but that soilu in must be very light for u to get hunger at this stage....that first true leaf has donated nutes to the top of the plant and has gone def