The "I just masturbated" thread

One for the microscope, the other for the tweezers.

Yup, I get what you're saying ;-)

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Ouch. LOL
 
I jacked it to some nice anal fisting today I clicked on it non the wiser expecting this to be a two person job...lady bent over with another person putting their fist up her ass....boy was i surprised to find out anal fisting is a solo affair you oil up, bend over and slowely guide your fist into your own ass...guess I pretty much had stick with whatever i started with since I was doing the old around the legger so it feels like somebody else is doing it..kinda hard to click around using that technique.
 
I had a shower session this morning. I used some garnier fructis, and my left hand. My hand still smells really good.

If I try to fap or fuck in the shower I feel like I'm gonna have a heart attack. I'm not overweight at all; I think its the heat and humidity.. I should probably see a cardiologist...
 
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