Bike got stolen

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iamnobody

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So my mini bike got stolen today.

Rode it up to the gas station, kid asked if I was going to sell it.

I told him it's for sell for 300, and he offered me 200. So I walked the bike over to where his dad was and let the kid take it for a test ride while i hung out with his dad. After a few minutes the dad says the kid probably drove it home to show his mom. Told me to get into the car and we'd head over there so I can get the bike back.

So I jump in the car and we head down the road. Pull up in front of a random house. I get out to go knock on the door, and the guy just took off leaving me there.

I walked back to the gas station, called the cops, waited for an hour for someone to show up so I could file a report (meanwhile it started to rain on me).

Now this jack ass that stole my minibike... was 1 - caught on camera, 2 - gave me his name and the name of the kid, 3 - had plenty of tattoo's to be identified by, and 4 - Has a known record for this kind of assholery (cops knew exactly who I was talking about when I said his name).

So hopefully I'll get my bike back. He just better pray the the cops find him before I do.





Fuuuuuck I reeeeeeaaaaaaallllllllyyyyyy need to get high.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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iamnobody said:
So my mini bike got stolen today.

Rode it up to the gas station, kid asked if I was going to sell it.

I told him it's for sell for 300, and he offered me 200. So I walked the bike over to where his dad was and let the kid take it for a test ride while i hung out with his dad. After a few minutes the dad says the kid probably drove it home to show his mom. Told me to get into the car and we'd head over there so I can get the bike back.

So I jump in the car and we head down the road. Pull up in front of a random house. I get out to go knock on the door, and the guy just took off leaving me there.

I walked back to the gas station, called the cops, waited for an hour for someone to show up so I could file a report (meanwhile it started to rain on me).

Now this jack ass that stole my minibike... was 1 - caught on camera, 2 - gave me his name and the name of the kid, 3 - had plenty of tattoo's to be identified by, and 4 - Has a known record for this kind of assholery (cops knew exactly who I was talking about when I said his name).

So hopefully I'll get my bike back. He just better pray the the cops find him before I do.





Fuuuuuck I reeeeeeaaaaaaallllllllyyyyyy need to get high.
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If your real name happens to be "Steven" - then this was written for you....kinda...

Sorry about your wee motor-bikele...
 
tytheguy111

tytheguy111

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I whould NEVER have done that shit I whould sit in the car with his dad



And wait and about a hour or so I whould have said man im gonna kick your goddamn teeth if he doesn't come back right now


Then I whould have either pulled a gun on the guy and made him get in the passenger seat and whould have had the gun on him the whole time


After 30 mins id make him tell me where my goddamn bike is or I'll blow your fucking brains out all over this fucking car



If I had no gun id yank the keys out of the ignition then run out

Then when he got out I whould have kicked his knee in and lay hey makers all day until he told me
 
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Skuxx

Skuxx

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Lol, that bike has already gone through 5 crackhead and 5 crack dealers. it's probably halfway across the country. you'll never see it again, and it probably looks like you gave it to the guy on camera....
 
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iamnobody

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oldtimer54 said:
You should have listened to your wife homes.......if you had you might still have something between your legs.....either mechanical or biological........a fool and his mini bike are soon parted...like the thighs of a hot prom date.....sorry !!!!
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This made me laugh to much to be offended by.

I still have danglers between my legs... they're just small and hard to see.

The mini bike is just an item. I'm more upset by the principal of the matter then anything else.

That being said though if I ever see the fuckers that stole it I will have to cut off their pinkies. I just finished sharpening and oiling my knives so if the opportunity presents itself I'll be ready.
 
The Outdoorsman

The Outdoorsman

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mainliner said:
don't let it bother you we all get robbed at least once,,,some hookers took me for $700 once,, bitches , hope that makes you feel better,,
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Some guy took me for 700$ once, told him all about how a man's only good as his word. Ran into him in a parking lot a few months later. I was with my brother he was with his pussy of a cousin. Long story short I broke my hand over his head. He wound up getting a good job few months later and paid me back in full. Strange the way things work out...
 
Steve French

Steve French

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Made me think back you negro.

My 17th birthday, I went to my buddies, we all got high on shake for hours at a time, were just fucked right up. I parked my bike on the fence not too far off. Of course this drunk hobo came up and stole my bike. Flipped us all off too as he was driving away. Though we all grabbed clubs and tried to kill the cunt, he made er off the bastard. And I had my 17th birthday, It was pretty weak. All that happened was some cunt stole my bike.
 
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