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What are the chances of grievous bodily injury if someone keys your truck?

If someone has the balls to key a matte black hot rod named Sinister, I would be worried they would asphyxiate while I forced sed balls past their trachea with a rusty steel rod. My worry would spawn from the realization that they would no longer be able to enjoy the methodical torture marathon that would ensue.... So maybe I would just rip the spine of a loved one out their asshole in front of them and beat the shit out of the culprit with it?
 
If someone has the balls to key a matte black hot rod named Sinister, I would be worried they would asphyxiate while I forced sed balls past their trachea with a rusty steel rod. My worry would spawn from the realization that they would no longer be able to enjoy the methodical torture marathon that would ensue.... So maybe I would just rip the spine of a loved one out their asshole in front of them and beat the shit out of the culprit with it?
Damn your pretty feisty for a woman. I assume your a woman because you ride a quad. ...
 
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