Midgets? Do they belong here?

[Messiah Messiah]

I'm very neutral on the subjects of midgets.

 

[KLITE]

Me and @Clayton Bigsby Eiffel towered a midget once during gym class in the locker room. @chewberto watched and stroked.

That sounds like such a Bigsbyesque activity to engage in.

 

[oldtimer54]

Once I went to a pig roast and they roasted a midget instead of a pig. They had an apple in its mouth and a fun time was had by all.

I heard they taste like chicken........is it true ....and I also hear if you steal their pot of gold they have you grant you a wish.......wait a minute are they munchkins ,Keebler elves, Leprechauns, midgets, dwarfs,Fairys with boots god damn its lot of those little mofo's

 

[srh88]

 

[bu$hleaguer]

When I was in school back in the day some friends I know paid and had Hank the angry dwarf come to a party they threw. He was awesome. Totally rip shit pissed and screaming at everyone, calling people cocksuckers and grabbing girls and stuff. He was yelling at chicks to blow him. Good shit. Everyone get him so fucked up- We surrounded his little ass and we were smoking bowls and taking shots with him until he passed out. His body guards had to wake him up.

He died a few years later, but you can't feel bad about it because you need to remember that he wasn't a real human anyway. He was just a midget.

 

[Dislexicmidget2021]

Dont let halfism take over and happen to you,some of us have no pot oh golds and some of us horde cookies in trees some are broke because of the big man muscling about and such.over in Ireland its anoder story,thats where the leps keep all o the loot and They refuse to be called midgets,its like being lord of the halflings.frickin leprechauns......

 

[bu$hleaguer]

I've always wanted to suck on a midget's tiny fingers. I figure they must taste like lil smokies.

 

[Diabolical666]

I've always wanted to suck on a midget's tiny fingers. I figure they must taste like lil smokies.

and the black ones...tootsie rolls

 

[Pinworm]

Some short music for short people.

 

[BarnBuster]

 

[Indagrow]

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[VTMi'kmaq]

^^^^^^^^ almost got BIG FUCKEN WOOD! but i was watchin this toooo! https://www.facebook.com/OfficialFunniestCrazyVideo/videos/438679149623540/?fref=nf

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

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Nice.

 

[Yessica...]

 

[ebgood]

Midgets are ok. Especially this 1

 

[Unclebaldrick]

I'm very neutral on the subjects of midgets.

Fuck you stinkliner. Sunni won't let me piss off new people, so I am going o do it to old new people.

 

[Dr.Pecker]

My girlfriend says that they smell funny.

They said your girlfriend smells funny.