R.I.P. Elvis

tytheguy111

tytheguy111

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Lets remember this great man who served in the military and was a amazing musician

Idk if yall knew this but he Over doesed while jerking off on a toilet

R.I.P. my burning hunk of love
 
oldtimer54

oldtimer54

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Never cared much for what he ultimately became....... but when he first came on the scene he was a force to be reckoned with...... I was married August 14 , 1977 which was a Sunday on Tuesday morning which would have been Tuesday the 16th of August my new bride and I awoke to the news that the King was dead and to celebrate that my new bride proceded to give me one hellofa blowjob while I was singing Love Me Tender.....!
Long live the king!
 
Johnnyorganic

Johnnyorganic

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tytheguy111 said:
Lets remember this great man who served in the military and was a amazing musician

Idk if yall knew this but he Over doesed while jerking off on a toilet

R.I.P. my burning hunk of love
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The King was found on his bathroom floor, in a pool of his own vomit, with a turd hanging out of his ass.

He did not overdose. Nor was he jacking it.

He had a heart attack trying to take a shit because he was constipated. He had a freakishly huge colon.

"Presley’s colon was 5 to 6 inches in diameter (whereas the normal width is 2 to 3 inches) and instead of being the standard 4 to 5 feet long, his colon was 8 to 9 feet in length."
 
racerboy71

racerboy71

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Johnnyorganic said:
The King was found on his bathroom floor, in a pool of his own vomit, with a turd hanging out of his ass.

He did not overdose. Nor was he jacking it.

He had a heart attack trying to take a shit because he was constipated. He had a freakishly huge colon.

"Presley’s colon was 5 to 6 inches in diameter (whereas the normal width is 2 to 3 inches) and instead of being the standard 4 to 5 feet long, his colon was 8 to 9 feet in length."
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johhny o, long time no see.. :D hope all is well with you and yours.. :D
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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Johnnyorganic said:
The King was found on his bathroom floor, in a pool of his own vomit, with a turd hanging out of his ass.

He did not overdose. Nor was he jacking it.

He had a heart attack trying to take a shit because he was constipated. He had a freakishly huge colon.

"Presley’s colon was 5 to 6 inches in diameter (whereas the normal width is 2 to 3 inches) and instead of being the standard 4 to 5 feet long, his colon was 8 to 9 feet in length."
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His body had to accommodate all the bananas he ate

 
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Dyna Ryda

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oldtimer54 said:
Never cared much for what he ultimately became....... but when he first came on the scene he was a force to be reckoned with...... I was married August 14 , 1977 which was a Sunday on Tuesday morning which would have been Tuesday the 16th of August my new bride and I awoke to the news that the King was dead and to celebrate that my new bride proceded to give me one hellofa blowjob while I was singing Love Me Tender.....!
Long live the king!
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Damn bro you are old. Did your grandkids teach you how to use the internet?






Only joking with ya, and I'm an asshole
 
Metasynth

Metasynth

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I saw Elvis last night, and I'm gonna go get some drugs from him later today. Who said Elvis is dead? I'm sure he'll get a kick outta that when I tell him.....
 
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