Chewberto For my kids.

[dr.gonzo1]

Chew, that was one of the best posts I've ever read online. Really, I mean that.

If we all shared those sentiments the world would be a better place.

Truly, you're the real MVP here.

 

[giggles26]

Likewise. We will be together one day. Hanging the fuck out.

Maybe after the wedding me and the girl will head your way

 

[chewberto]

Chew, that was one of the best posts I've ever read online. Really, I mean that.

If we all shared those sentiments the world would be a better place.

Truly, you're the real MVP here.

I grew up without a father, he died when I was 12-13. I had nobody to give me advice. Least I could do in case I died was leave some advice here and there. Not just online but through music and writing as well. Shit happens and I always wished I had somebody to turn to to ask questions, Alas, I had to raise myself. I did a lot o stupid things, I learned a lot. I wasted a lot of time. I will try and live forever, but just in case...


I think I will continually add to this thread as I go...

 

[chewberto]

Maybe after the wedding me and the girl will head your way

for sure.

 

[Commander Strax]

 

[IRON-EYES]

If my kids ever read any of this stupid shit... I am sorry, your dad was just playing around. All these idiots needed a baby sitter and I had to enlighten some folks. All those stories you read were a lie, your dad never did any of that shit. I never meant most of what I said here, unless it just makes sense. I'm kind of a dick, but I never truly hate anybody, I love all people, I just pacify my time with getting a rise out of folks. If you're smart you win...we all win.

Undoubtably one day when I am dead, and with the terms of Rollitup, everything I placed upon thine internet will be stained here for life, so, I wanted to leave a note for my kids. Starting with this:

Smoke many varieties of cannabis, nothing else

Don't hit women, be a man.

Take care of your family, always be there for them, and never turn your back.

Respect everyone, though don't let them take advantage of you, fuck them if they try.

Do not have any compassion for war, suicide, thieves, rapists, molesters, murderers.

Respect your life and this earth because it is what keeps us alive. If we kill it we die.

Spread love, not hate, and Care about people.

Help others if you can, when you can. If you are strong enough to help when somebody is weak, you should help. It's only human

Think things through, past your first thought, and keep going until you find the truth.

Express yourself, however you can. Let your soul come out and say hello.

I love you and will live inside your heart forever.


Now this thread is open up for discussion.

Amen

 

[IRON-EYES]

Always try for the anus first when having sex with a female. She'll probably say no, but if you don't try you'll never shatter any meat rings at all.

Bustin up that meat right now haha The wife's too overheated with the Summersun to protest

 

[dr.gonzo1]

I grew up without a father, he died when I was 12-13. I had nobody to give me advice. Least I could do in case I died was leave some advice here and there. Not just online but through music and writing as well. Shit happens and I always wished I had somebody to turn to to ask questions, Alas, I had to raise myself. I did a lot o stupid things, I learned a lot. I wasted a lot of time. I will try and live forever, but just in case...


I think I will continually add to this thread as I go...

Your character shines through chewy. I've caught a bit of your back story and no doubt it's shaped who you are but at this point all I see is a well rounded, funny, insightful mutha fucker. Not that it counts for anything but you've got my respect.

Your lack of ego is refreshing as fuck man.

 

[IRON-EYES]

Again agreed

 

[IRON-EYES]

Plus chewy Über-sexy

 

[ChingOwn]

A catch caddy has been one of my top 5 investments its already paid for itself in loose change.

 

[tytheguy111]

To my future wife

Dont click on the folder entitled " lesbian anal contemplateion 2014"

Dont look at my search history

Everything I say on here is 98.33333163826% true

Oh who am I kidding im never gonna have a wife lol

 

[Garden Boss]

To my future wife
Dont click on the folder entitled " lesbian anal contemplateion 2014"
Dont look at my search history
Everything I say on here is 98.33333163826% true
Oh who am I kidding im never gonna have a wife lol

Just thinking about it?
or a collection?... Compilation

 

[IRON-EYES]

To my future wife
click on the folder entitled " lesbian anal contemplateion 2014"

look at my search history

Everything I say on here is untrue

Oh who am I kidding i'm a Dendrophiliac anyway and I know where to find some plants

hell yeah bro that's keeping it real but you don't need to be so hard on yourself

 

[tytheguy111]

Just thinking about it?
or a collection?... Compilation

Like my favorite asshole gaping scenes

 

[IRON-EYES]

Like my favorite asshole gaping scenes

Mmm cornhole Gapin wide all saxy like*


*=Pervy hillbilly voice

 

[IRON-EYES]

Y'all craizy arzd nyaakka's a swur

 

[chewberto]

Your character shines through chewy. I've caught a bit of your back story and no doubt it's shaped who you are but at this point all I see is a well rounded, funny, insightful mutha fucker. Not that it counts for anything but you've got my respect.

Your lack of ego is refreshing as fuck man.

Thank you for the kind words.

 

[dannyboy602]

To my future wife

Dont click on the folder entitled " lesbian anal contemplateion 2014"

Dont look at my search history

Everything I say on here is 98.33333163826% true

Oh who am I kidding im never gonna have a wife lol

Im not so sure youre gonna have a future either

 

[Hookabelly]

I always knew you had this in you Chew. Peace.