True story of how I banged a dude

bu$hleaguer

Well-Known Member
So here's a true story:

About four months ago I had sex with a person off of Craigslist. I've done it a few times before.

One time I posted and met a chick in my apartment complex and we had angry dungeon sex a few times, she was a crazy one. After six or eight encounters I stopped hearing from her and I had a gf so I didn't really care too much. I finally heard from her and she had gotten engaged! Good for her.

Another time I banged a girl in her bedroom while her parents were sleeping in the room across the hall. Cost me $50. She was a big black girl, I didn't need to go back for seconds on that one.

Anyway, this one event has gotten me curious. Her posting said she was a 30 year old Italian girl who wanted to have sex in her rectum while her boyfriend was at work. It said she was shy so whoever she picked would have to come over, let themselves in, and then blindfold themselves naked and wait on her couch until she came out and blew them. She would get all sloppy on that shit and then while blindfolded, she'd guide you into her pooper and you'd bust in her when you were done. At the end of all this you were supposed to leave weed for her, dress yourself, and leave.

So I guess what I'm saying is that I did it. I had a condom on, so that's not the issue. The issue is whether or not the anus I had intercourse with was a man's or a woman's.

I peeked under the blindfold, which was a pink tank top that was barely big enough to fit around my head at one point and noted that the individual did have long hair. It also had skinny girl like fingernails. There was girl shit all over the apartment, like clothes and hi heels and shit, but they also could have been a tranny's I suppose.

I guess it's just a part of life. Sometimes you just don't know what gender a hole is!
 

bu$hleaguer

Well-Known Member
I think you know this experience was with a dude. I applaud your openness and honesty.
Well of course I assume it may have been a dude because I know dude's would totally pretend they're women to get laid.
Fuck it. I'd never tell any of my friends about it, so why not tell all my friends on RIU?! I fucked a dude! *start crying game music while I cry in the shower*

 

dr.gonzo1

Well-Known Member
Well of course I assume it may have been a dude because I know dude's would totally pretend they're women to get laid.
Fuck it. I'd never tell any of my friends about it, so why not tell all my friends on RIU?! I fucked a dude! *start crying game music while I cry in the shower*

Lol. Yup, total guy move that one. Prob been doing his nails for hours in preparation.

Fuck it. Life is an experience. Don't be a passenger, take part.
 
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