The UK Growers Thread!

[Garybhoy11]

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Scottish Inventions on QI:

Ur living a lie gary

Living a lie??.
Did u hear the list of actual scottish inventions at the end, fuck even I didnt know we invented half that stuff

 

[Garybhoy11]

calling me a puff...lol..

Thats a Japanese weapon, I posted a scottish claymore sword, its all about the size of your weapon, didnt u know that m8. Lol

 

[rambo22]

fucking el mate didnt the pakis etc get there independence back in the 50's? what took you lot n ya fancy swords so long? lmao

 

[zeddd]

Thats a Japanese weapon, I posted a scottish claymore sword, its all about the size of your weapon, didnt u know that m8. Lol

this is the ultimate cutting weapon, u would not believe what these things can do to a 2 inch thick rope or a steel door,when u cut a thick rope with a katana it feels like a slight "tik" then the rope drops without any sense of the blade passing thru it

 

[zeddd]

fucking el mate didnt the pakis etc get there independence back in the 50's? what took you lot n ya fancy swords so long? lmao

lol

 

[R3l@X]

this is the ultimate cutting weapon, u would not believe what these things can do to a 2 inch thick rope or a steel door,when u cut a thick rope with a katana it feels like a slight "tik" then the rope drops without any sense of the blade passing thru it

We've all seen kung fu movies lol

 

[zeddd]

We've all seen kung fu movies lol

im talking feel not see

 

[bazoomer]

 

[zeddd]

so the tickets cost 200 quid and we gonna punt it at 500 an oz lol cured exo tho so no comebacks its gash

 

[rambo22]

so the tickets cost 200 quid and we gonna punt it at 500 an oz lol cured exo tho so no comebacks its gash

no comebacks? u get nicked there they are gonna spin your house with ya grow, not to mention most the dealing is tied up anywhere v fest aint all peace n love n your going with the missus minus the sword.

 

[zeddd]

no comebacks? u get nicked there they are gonna spin your house with ya grow, not to mention most the dealing is tied up anywhere v fest aint all peace n love n your going with the missus minus the sword.

unlikely mate ive scoped this venue b4 free weed smoked eevrywhere, also were not silly kids lol

 

[rambo22]

unlikely mate ive scoped this venue b4 free weed smoked eevrywhere, also were not silly kids lol

i know u aint but its risky imo, gotta be better ways to sell Z than that.

the missus n her mates go most years, aint for me tho way too many people lol

 

[zeddd]

i know u aint but its risky imo, gotta be better ways to sell Z than that.

very little risk imo having spent time checking how to do it as a dummy run, but thanks for the concern man

 

[rambo22]

very little risk imo having spent time checking how to do it as a dummy run, but thanks for the concern man

you the one doing it geezer if your happy with it go for it especially at them prices, but personally fuck that if u got a grow at home.

 

[zeddd]

you the one doing it geezer if your happy with it go for it especially at them prices, but personally fuck that if u got a grow at home.

once a year marital therapy lol

 

[rambo22]

once a year marital therapy lol

lol deffo, the missus has been on at me for years to go to festivals n shit like that with her but i dont think i could carry enough benzos to keep me clam around that many people lol

 

[bazoomer]

I've only got a bladder that lasts for 2 hrs tops b4 I need a piss, & shit streams out of me about 5 times a day , so with out a colostomy bag , ide be fucked at a festival

 

[rambo22]

I've only got a bladder that lasts for 2 hrs tops b4 I need a piss, & shit streams out of me about 5 times a day , so with out a colostomy bag , ide be fucked at a festival

just 5times a day baz? thats my morning shits for me mate lol

deffo time for bed when im playing up my shiting prowess lmao

night.

 

[R3l@X]

Why don't you flog it off on agora, if u build up a good enough rep ppl will happily pay those prices, heck look at technohippy!

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

casual racism and bowel movements. well actually not so casual on both fronts or is one the back i divvent kna!?

I've just twigged on my neighbours a fucking desk jockey at the local plod shop I lead a fucking charmed existence, i do.

bho time.