strongpakk
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http://earthweareone.com/a-marijuana-lubricant-that-gives-you-a-15-minute-climax/ read it what do you think
cannabis lube that gives chicks 15 minute climax
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heckler73
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Maybe you're busy, always on the go. It's tough being a big, swinging business tycoon.
Luckily, when I need to bang the secretary pool to make the employees feel "special", I have Weed Lube at my side.
Not only is morale improved (and competition
), but I save precious time which could be spent transferring funds from Mexican drug operations to Iranian weapons dealers financing Hamas to overthrow maniacal Zionists in a secret plot to destabilize the region and usher in a new age of serfdom in which I am king of the NWO...Thank baby Jesus for Weed Lube...15 minutes or less, DOUBLE-MONEY GUARANTEE!
When she's got a hot fever
to stick your wood in her beaver
just grab a tube
of Super Weed Lube
And she'll be your sammich retriever...
Buy some...
NOW
or I'll kick your dog
So if I rub THC-infused coconut oil on my member, she'll dig it?
Might as well wrap it with one of Frenchie's Cannolis and slip it in...
I think it was the way they used "private parts" in a quasi-medical sounding explanation which threw me off.
Ahaha --- you're one funny dude!
tyler.durden
Well-Known Member
Now THAT was inspired! Nice post, Heckler...Maybe you're busy, always on the go. It's tough being a big, swinging business tycoon.
Luckily, when I need to bang the secretary pool to make the employees feel "special", I have Weed Lube at my side.
Not only is morale improved (and competition
Thank baby Jesus for Weed Lube...15 minutes or less, DOUBLE-MONEY GUARANTEE!
When she's got a hot fever
to stick your wood in her beaver
just grab a tube
of Super Weed Lube
And she'll be your sammich retriever...
Buy some...
NOW
or I'll kick your dog
Stoney McFried
Well-Known Member
I wish.
polo the don
Well-Known Member
This means I can only do it for my usual 1 minute and she will be as satisfied as if I went 16 minutes.
vostok
Well-Known Member
...and I thought the logical reason for male orgasms was to en-dower the female upper vagina with spermatozoa, and her to have repeating orgasms was to thrust the ejaculate to her upper cervix to ensure complete fertilization of the ova...? no one ever mentioned 'enjoyment' in this task...?
still many members reading this will be creating bastards to their local communities in coming months, alone with the dreaded and compulsory welfare payments, of which many many young men do pay ....until the child is about 16/18 yo...?
time for a vasectomy ...?
still many members reading this will be creating bastards to their local communities in coming months, alone with the dreaded and compulsory welfare payments, of which many many young men do pay ....until the child is about 16/18 yo...?
time for a vasectomy ...?
