Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[charface]

I seem to excite a lot of people lol

Oh and

1. Yes
2. No
3. Hmm like 165cm? Fuck idk that's my best guess lol

Bonus points if confined spaces terrify you beyond description.

 

[giggles26]

Bonus points if confined spaces terrify you beyond description.

Only tight place I like is the butt hole.

 

[Yessica...]

Bonus points if confined spaces terrify you beyond description.

Extra bonus points if you like the sight of your own blood...

 

[giggles26]

Extra bonus points if you like the sight of your own blood...

Bonus points if you're a slutty vampire...

 

[Yessica...]

Extra bonus points if you like the sight of your own blood...

I get THOSE points myself...I do like the sight of my own blood...I just don't go searching for it anymore.

Oh, and period blood DOES NOT count. Before one of you pervy perv's starts asking me for an Angel kiss or some shit...

 

[Yessica...]

Bonus points if you're a slutty vampire...

ZOMBIE!!!!!!

Twinkling vampires can eat a bag of dicks.

Actually...True Blood vamps are pretty sweet.

Ok, sorry for yelling. I just prefer slutty zombie to vamp.

 

[Yessica...]

My dream wedding!

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Anyone else want to have sex with someone in zombie make up?

 

[Yessica...]

Anyone else want to have sex with someone in zombie make up?

Only with someone ELSE in zombie make-up!

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

DEAL! How close are you to Portland?

 

[giggles26]

Anyone else want to have sex with someone in zombie make up?

I'll dress up for you

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

I'll dress up for you

DEAL! How close are you to Portland?

 

[Yessica...]

DEAL! How close are you to Portland?

I'm TAKEN! Gotta find your own zombie...

We're EVERYWHERE...

 

[a senile fungus]

I'll take the one with the bedhead... Oh wait...

 

[Yessica...]

 

[Yessica...]

I'll take the one with the bedhead... Oh wait...

THIS is the one with the bedhead....She's a nurse!

 

[a senile fungus]

I haven't had time today! I've been with my friend Berta all day... She just lay down for a nap so I'm having a smoke out back. When she leaves I'll put it on. Promise.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

I'm TAKEN! Gotta find your own zombie...
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We're EVERYWHERE...

Nobody likes a tease. Don;t be so tight with the PP.

 

[giggles26]

DEAL! How close are you to Portland?

Turn around.....

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Anyone else want to have sex with someone in zombie make up?

Couple years ago at a haunted house a dead nurse type hopped out of a dark corner. She was so hot I stayed back from the group and proceeded to hit on her. She played her zombie roll for a bit but eventually gave up the bit and chatted me up. Later that night I requested she leave the makeup and costume on while I fucked her silly.