OOOO YESSICA

[Sativied]

 

[Yessica...]

My FAMILY is here for a visit! Shits gonna get cray'er up in hurrrrr....

 

[Garden Boss]

My FAMILY is here for a visit! Shits gonna get cray'er up in hurrrrr....
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It's always nice when a family parties as hard as good friends.

 

[Yessica...]

It's always nice when a family parties as hard as good friends.

I gave my mom a weed cookie (she's 70, AND had them with me before). This batch were a little too strong for her wee body.
She can never again say she hasn't been HIGH...hahahahaha

 

[Yessica...]

Is this like a blog? A vlog? Am I the BLOG?

Anywho - just made a late night snack...I lurve sushi foods!

Semen-free, surprisingly...

 

[Da Mann]

Is this like a blog? A vlog? Am I the BLOG?

Anywho - just made a late night snack...I lurve sushi foods!

Semen-free, surprisingly...

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Well not yet. Looks like 2 eggs or balls in that bowl.

 

[Doer]

Did I not answer? already? ooops. I was trying to use the Shin-ing to get it to you...

Nooo...I was born with a lazy eye...weak not gooooglie.

I wore an eye patch in grade 2.

It left me AWKWARD as FUCK.

I can't see those 3D picture things, and I run into EVERYTHING

zero depth perception - ZDP!

If I ever could have been a stripper mentally (which I'm not convinced I could), I would have fallen off the stage and been impaled on some creepy boner LONG before this moment...

Oh, I mean...No.

hahahahaha

Wow. So did I. Ran into doorways, saw double. Had an operation when I was 6. But, somehow have depth. I am thinking about getting the adult correction. They use adjustable stitches so when you wake up they do some eye pointing drills and make the correction exact.

BTW, they don't let strippers get impaled accidentally. There is a charge to the customer.

Dear, you have this effect on men. I told you that, already.

 

[Yessica...]

Well not yet. Looks like 2 eggs or balls in that bowl.

I made them!
- quail eggs, resting on a bed of flying fish roe. On top of sushi rice, with wasabi mayo, hugged by nori!

I. Fucking. Love. Sushi-foods.

 

[Da Mann]

 

[Yessica...]

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Well, I am a freak - and it takes the right guy to be able to handle my crazy-ass...

hahahaha

 

[Doer]

Well, I am a freak - and it takes the right guy to be able to handle my crazy-ass...

hahahaha

Don't show them that crying video. It is well over their heads.

 

[Yessica...]

Don't show them that crying video. It is well over their heads.

That vid was MADE for my boyf. He likes me!

 

[Doer]

Well...it is very sweet.

 

[Yessica...]

But yes, I have freaked the shit out of a boy or two in my day.

I need a pretty special little dude so our crazy can mix together.

 

[Yessica...]

Well...it is very sweet.

Did you see "a letter from Fred"? THAT man, is the sweetest thing in the whole wide world...

Well, next to my dad - of course...

 

[Doer]

Did you see "a letter from Fred"? THAT man, is the sweetest thing in the whole wide world...

Well, next to my dad - of course...

But, that was your vid, right? Watching Fred?

 

[Yessica...]

Sweetest thing ever...

 

[Yessica...]

But, that was your vid, right? Watching Fred?

YURP. hahaha.

I am a huuuuge fuckin suck.

 

[Doer]

Awwwwwwww.......

 

[Yessica...]

Awwwwwwww.......

And THIS - is just the funniest friggin thing...I think some of my ex's may have believed I was like this...I never corrected them...hahaha