Random Jibber Jabber Thread

lahadaextranjera

lahadaextranjera

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I cut my slowest ever flowering plant tonight. 74 days on 12:12 for Somari, Ist place cup winner which beat girl scout cookies last year in the high times cup.

Fucking smells like shit! Wish I hadn't bothered! Too diesel for my liking! :)
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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So, I got a call from some dude saying he's a producer for Maury and some chick says I'm the father. I'm like, "not me, I've had a vasectomy". He starts asking if I've porked her and I said "that was personal, I don't kiss and tell" Now he's cursing me and saying he knows I porked her. I was like "looky here fella, break up with the bitch if you gotta call around to see if she's sleeping around"

People be trippin
 
Garden Boss

Garden Boss

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ClaytonBigsby said:
So, I got a call from some dude saying he's a producer for Maury and some chick says I'm the father. I'm like, "not me, I've had a vasectomy". He starts asking if I've porked her and I said "that was personal, I don't kiss and tell" Now he's cursing me and saying he knows I porked her. I was like "looky here fella, break up with the bitch if you gotta call around to see if she's sleeping around"
People be trippin
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Just dance in their face, like so...
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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Yeah, I LOVE it when Maury says "You are NOT the father!", but I think this dude was just trying to see if his girl is sleeping around. I'd go for the free trip and some national face time to act a fool. IT's been a couple of years since my last Springer visit.
 
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joe macclennan

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ClaytonBigsby said:
So, I got a call from some dude saying he's a producer for Maury and some chick says I'm the father. I'm like, "not me, I've had a vasectomy". He starts asking if I've porked her and I said "that was personal, I don't kiss and tell" Now he's cursing me and saying he knows I porked her. I was like "looky here fella, break up with the bitch if you gotta call around to see if she's sleeping around"

People be trippin
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bout time for another field trip clayton? Got any prospective sites picked out?
Dyna Ryda said:
Yeah but your not as hot as sunni, still hot though
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well that's a matter of opinion I guess. I mean, pie is the only one I know of to practically have her baby while being online here.....+1

Plus given her sex talk thread we know damn well she knows how to please her man......
+ fucking ten on that one. Not sure sunni knows much at all about men....other than teasing lol ;)

I'd bet 50-1 that pie can cook a helluva better steak or bacon than sunni +2 for pie.

and she's a better grower than half you guys! lol...

game set match ;)

but I guess drunk ramblings and insecure little girls really are sexy ;)

I prefer personality, good cooking, growing and knowing how to make me happy over drunken girls who fall asleep before the action happens :)

you guys will be surfing redtube while pies guy is smiling all the way to the bank :)

LMAO!

good luck fellas!
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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joe macclennan said:
bout time for another field trip clayton? Got any prospective sites picked out?


well that's a matter of opinion I guess. I mean, pie is the only one I know of to practically have her baby while being online here.....+1

Plus given her sex talk thread we know damn well she knows how to please her man......
+ fucking ten on that one. Not sure sunni knows much at all about men....other than teasing lol ;)

I'd bet 50-1 that pie can cook a helluva better steak or bacon than sunni +2 for pie.

and she's a better grower than half you guys! lol...

game set match ;)

but I guess drunk ramblings and insecure little girls really are sexy ;)

I prefer personality, good cooking, growing and knowing how to make me happy over drunken girls who fall asleep before the action happens :)

you guys will be surfing redtube while pies guy is smiling all the way to the bank :)

LMAO!

good luck fellas!
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Well I like 'em BOTH!

And in my world, I don't have to compare all my friends to each other, and all of their redeeming qualities don't go on a tally sheet.

Plus, if anyone REALLY thinks that they're going to have sex with someone from the RIU, probably after many times saying "I want to blow my load in your eyes"....

Well then they're FUNKING TARDED.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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joe macclennan said:
you've been here what??? six months?

you seem nice yessica....They are both nice girls...in their own ways.
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bahahahahahaha - since June 20th!

I am nice. And I know, when I am here months, years, etc - I am not gonna be a big cock about new people playing in my sandbox.

hahahaha

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I'm sure you're nice too. I honestly just really don't like seeing someone get broken down bit by bit, publically.

We have fucking VAGINA'S - sometimes people's feelings get hurt is all...
 
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