Funny Sex Stories

[S3love]

alright i know we have all had some funny sex stories...so lets here them

one time me and hubby were sitting in drs office...and this one dr always is like 2 hours behind schedule, so as we are sitting there we decided to sneak off for a quicky in the bathroom, well lets just say that never happened, we started and when we leaned up against the sink, the sink broke off the wall and the pipe exploded, i had to go back into the drs office and tell them "i said i went to use the bathroom and when i entered the sink was off the wall" i think they new it was me...lets just say i changed drs after that hahahahahahahahahaha

 

[giggles26]

I once stuck my penis in an outlet.

Is that funny enough....

 

[DonAlejandroVega]

I once stuck my penis in an outlet.

Is that funny enough....

ummm......do have prongs.......at the end of your penis, or is it really, really tiny?

 

[DonAlejandroVega]

I once stuck my penis in an outlet.

Is that funny enough....

I stuck mine in a Sicilian girl...........more dangerous

 

[neosapien]

I stuck my penis in my wife and 9 months later all my money disappeared!

 

[DonAlejandroVega]

I stuck my penis in my wife and 9 months later all my money disappeared!

worth it! I love the lil fuckers
if I hit Lotto, I would marry about 5 women, and have babies with them. a pack.....lol. all different flavors.

 

[CaretakerDad]

I was doing a particularly good job one afternoon on my psychotic late wife (no I did not kill her) when at the height of an orgasm she cried out. "No Grandpa please stop, I promise I'll be good".

Wait........that wasn't funny and it creeps me out to this day.

 

[giggles26]

ummm......do have prongs.......at the end of your penis, or is it really, really tiny?

Aluminum foil bro, it's like your own free set of rabbit ears....

 

[puffdatchronic]

doggy style is a hoot, just non stop fanny farts.

 

[S3love]

I was doing a particularly good job one afternoon on my psychotic late wife (no I did not kill her) when at the height of an orgasm she cried out. "No Grandpa please stop, I promise I'll be good".

Wait........that wasn't funny and it creeps me out to this day.

thats funny but in a really creepy way omg

 

[S3love]

I once stuck my penis in an outlet.

Is that funny enough....

im very curious to hear more of this story, im just baffled so explain

 

[Da Mann]

I was doing a particularly good job one afternoon on my psychotic late wife (no I did not kill her) when at the height of an orgasm she cried out. "No Grandpa please stop, I promise I'll be good".

Wait........that wasn't funny and it creeps me out to this day.

Ya. Had one that always was screaming Ya Daddy OH Daddy and more Daddy. I tried not to think about it much. For sure a thing I try not to remember.

 

[cat of curiosity]

Ya. Had one that always was screaming Ya Daddy OH Daddy and more Daddy. I tried not to think about it much. For sure a thing I try not to remember.

 

[Commander Strax]

I have never really got the joke, but they always laugh when I take my pants off

 

[iamnobody]

This one time I was fucking my ex in the bathroom. Well she flipped over so we could go at it doggy style, and when i look down to watch myself I noticed she had a bit of poop clinging to her butthole. So without missing a beat, I snatched a square of toilet paper, wiped her ass, and threw it into the toilet bowel. Didn't even break my rhythm.


Different girl, different time.

When I was 20, I was fucking this 50yro married woman. Well one night she has a party and her husband just vanished at the start. Well party winds down and it's just me and her so we start going at it on the couch. After a while we decided to move to the bedroom. So we get in there and I start railing her in the ass, look over and notice her husband is passed out drunk in bed with us.

 

[sunni]

I stuck my penis in my wife and 9 months later all my money disappeared!

hahahahahaha

alright i know we have all had some funny sex stories...so lets here them

one time me and hubby were sitting in drs office...and this one dr always is like 2 hours behind schedule, so as we are sitting there we decided to sneak off for a quicky in the bathroom, well lets just say that never happened, we started and when we leaned up against the sink, the sink broke off the wall and the pipe exploded, i had to go back into the drs office and tell them "i said i went to use the bathroom and when i entered the sink was off the wall" i think they new it was me...lets just say i changed drs after that hahahahahahahahahaha

man thats nuts who has sex in a doctors office!

 

[iamnobody]

hahahahahaha

man thats nuts who has sex in a doctors office!

I once rubbed one out in the doctors office. Was almost done when they told me

"sir, you can't do that in the waiting room."

 

[giggles26]

One time I had sex in Walmart dressing room and bathroom.

Oh yea and the time in the school auditorium or wait how bout in a car while her husband drove!

Wait you said funny....

 

[sunni]

One time I had sex in Walmart dressing room and bathroom.

Oh yea and the time in the school auditorium or wait how bout in a car while her husband drove!

Wait you said funny....

man ..i had sex outside one.........in a park LOL

 

[giggles26]

man ..i had sex outside one.........in a park LOL

Oh yea I forget park bench!

Thanks for jogging my memory

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