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Yessica...

Yessica...

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cat of curiosity said:
the fuck kind of porn do YOU watch? o.0

weirdo...
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hahahah - ladi porn. Less threatening.

I just put myself in the prospective of the girl in the porn. If I was her, and I was nice enough to try to suck the MAMMOTH penis that is belonging to the "interviewer" or whoever, and he said to me:

"yeah you fucking slut, you take that load you fucking cum-guzzling whore."

And THEN he blasts his load strait into my eyes...

Well...you would never find the body.

So I like to watch girls in porn.

Get it?
 
cat of curiosity

cat of curiosity

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Yessica... said:
hahahah - ladi porn. Less threatening.

I just put myself in the prospective of the girl in the porn. If I was her, and I was nice enough to try to suck the MAMMOTH penis that is belonging to the "interviewer" or whoever, and he said to me:

"yeah you fucking slut, you take that load you fucking cum-guzzling whore."

And THEN he blasts his load strait into my eyes...

Well...you would never find the body.

So I like to watch girls in porn.

Get it?
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like you've never said, ''fuck that little pussy'' before...

lol
 
cat of curiosity

cat of curiosity

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Yessica... said:
bahahaha - maybe I'm just a prude? But no - I have not.

I never minded dirty talk, or stories, or whatever. But I usually saved that shit for long-distance relationship times.

IN person, naw - I don't feel like I need to tell my boyf that mid coitus - he's probably already doing that. hahaha
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know what you mean. when asked, ''does that pussy feel good, baby?'' i'm like, ''duh, why the fuck do you think we're doing this shit? now shut the fuck up and let me concentrate on not blowing for another thirty minutes, haven't had enough to drink to keep it numb...''

psh. :p
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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And, I have never in my life thought of myself as "a little slut" or a "dirty whore". Those things sound negative to me. I don't like to think of myself like that, especially during the fun sexy times.

Plus, my mind goes to weird places. I just need to shut up every once in awhile. In the boudoir is a good place for that.

Can't say much when you got a throat full-o-cock.

bahahahahahaa - I can't even type it without interweb-laughing.
 
DonAlejandroVega

DonAlejandroVega

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cat of curiosity said:
know what you mean. when asked, ''does that pussy feel good, baby?'' i'm like, ''duh, why the fuck do you think we're doing this shit? now shut the fuck up and let me concentrate on not blowing for another thirty minutes, haven't had enough to drink to keep it numb...''

psh. :p
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you mean 30 "sex minutes." it was really 6.72 minutes. its kinda like dog years.
I'd rather have (4) 7.5 minute sessions spread throughout the day. I'm a Leo; we fuck like lions :)
 
cat of curiosity

cat of curiosity

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DonAlejandroVega said:
you mean 30 "sex minutes." it was really 6.72 minutes. its kinda like dog years.
I'd rather have (4) 7.5 minute sessions spread throughout the day. I'm a Leo; we fuck like lions :)
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i've got a clock above the headboard that i go by, helps with time and effort management. i've found that if you treat it like a job and work satisfactorily until quitting time, the boss gives you more hours and/or overtime.... all you have to do is not enjoy working until you get off....
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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cat of curiosity said:
i've got a clock above the headboard that i go by, helps with time and effort management. i've found that if you treat it like a job and work satisfactorily until quitting time, the boss gives you more hours and/or overtime.... all you have to do is not enjoy working until you get off....
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bahahahahahahaha

Please tell me that's not true? All of sex, everything else - is shitty up until the actual ejaculation point?

If that's true - fuck I'm going full-on gay!

I like the stuff LEADING up to the end, and after the end. And obvi - the end bit. I like it all, especially when I'm in luuuuuuuuuuuuurve.

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I know, I know - you just threw up in your mouth a bit....

Just SWALLOW! hahaha
 
cat of curiosity

cat of curiosity

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sure, it's pleasant, like an air conditioning in a factory. point is, if she needs 30-40 mins to get her 3-4 orgasms, you got a job to do. and of course, the last portion of the shift is the one with the most anticipation and eagerness, followed by elation and excitement when the shift ends. everyone loves getting off...

i should save that, stand up gold... @Yessica...
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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cat of curiosity said:
sure, it's pleasant, like an air conditioning in a factory. point is, if she needs 30-40 mins to get her 3-4 orgasms, you got a job to do. and of course, the last portion of the shift is the one with the most anticipation and eagerness, followed by elation and excitement when the shift ends. everyone loves getting off...

i should save that, stand up gold... @Yessica...
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Stand up gold? You have GOLD????

I wonder if it's odd, that I am talking on two DIFFERENT posts about porn. This one just stared because I wanted to give all of you an interweb handie - because I like ya!

Soooo - this is funny:
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