what would you do

cat of curiosity

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if you met a guy who broke into your house, robbed you, fucked your wife, and wanted a hair cut?

he's gone now, wife left a while ago (over a year), and i'm on probation so i didn't wail on him (but that little bitch ran like it was a zombie apocalypse).

but i'm sure he'll be back. new gf does hair, and he's got plenty of it.

what would you do?
 

UncleReemis

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I'm kind of an ass when shit hits the fan. So I'd probably do something assish like dunk his balls in battery acid until he whistled Dixie in perfect tune. And then continue dunking even though he got it right.

for real though, this actually happened to you? Or am I of the missing something? Many feels for you cat
 

cat of curiosity

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I'm kind of an ass when shit hits the fan. So I'd probably do something assish like dunk his balls in battery acid until he whistled Dixie in perfect tune. And then continue dunking even though he got it right.

for real though, this actually happened to you? Or am I of the missing something? Many feels for you cat
yeah, it happened.

fucker actually cried that i hit him (i didn't), and i cornered him to confess his bs and he barreled and ran.
 

cat of curiosity

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probation sucks; if i weren't trying to get cleaned up, i'd have made this motherfucker smile through holes...

and he's coming back in a few days... i love yay, like big time, but i could more easily dump a dozen lines down the drain than watch this asshole swag past me... self control is strained hard mode. like that lemon haze dude.
 

Red1966

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probation sucks; if i weren't trying to get cleaned up, i'd have made this motherfucker smile through holes...

and he's coming back in a few days... i love yay, like big time, but i could more easily dump a dozen lines down the drain than watch this asshole swag past me... self control is strained hard mode. like that lemon haze dude.
Why is he coming back? Might be time to ditch your "girlfriend"
 

cat of curiosity

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Why is he coming back? Might be time to ditch your "girlfriend"
gf is a cosmetologist. not worried about romantic interaction, dude went full homo while in jail the last couple of years (was 'bi' before).

nah, it's more about going against the instinctual primal urge to lay some whoopass round and bout... dude's a liar, thief, addict (the bad kind), and worthless. i'd insult my shovel by smackin him with it, he's that fuckin lame.
 

iamnobody

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What you do is tie up cut the bones out of his body 1 at a time while he's still alive. Pump him with amphetamines, and hook him to defibrillator so his heart keeps going and he can't pass out. Make sure to tie off his limbs so that he doesn't bleed out. Oh and for added effect use his eyes as ash trays. :D

And just to make it fun play some upbeat happy music in the background and dance around a little bit during the torture.
 

cat of curiosity

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Make sure he's still breathing when you put him in it.
all clay man, he ain't worth the labor. i don't have pigs anymore, or it would be a good possibility.

i just want to jack that jaw one good time, ya know?

probation, not worth it, probation, be good.... fuck probation. probation sucks sweaty ass crack.
 

cat of curiosity

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What you do is tie up cut the bones out of his body 1 at a time while he's still alive. Pump him with amphetamines, and hook him to defibrillator so his heart keeps going and he can't pass out. Make sure to tie off his limbs so that he doesn't bleed out. Oh and for added effect use his eyes as ash trays. :D

And just to make it fun play some upbeat happy music in the background and dance around a little bit during the torture.
heh, i could tell you stories about 16 penning nails...

just want a good jab. just one. hell, a sack tap would suffice....

probation.... :(
 

Commander Strax

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I would reevaluate my choice in friends.

I had an issue in the past, I had a room mate and partner in some drug dealing that turned out to be an ex bank robber and a bit unstable.
I learned to listen to that little voice in my head.

Oh, I would go full ninja on him. Stealth attack with a full alibi
 

ChingOwn

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Just show up to his house with a mask on he will know its you but cant prove it...I like taking out knees my self
 

panhead

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If i was the maniac i was 40 yrs ago i'd learn his routines & watch his house until i was sure he was sleeping , then b & e his house , creep into his bedroom & club him about the legs , feet & waist until he was as purple as barney the dinosaur then split .

This is something i actually did in my youth , dude fuked me over & wasn't anything i could do about it legaly so i tried to let it go but couldnt , i stewed on that shit for months where i was having dreams about fukin him up , finally i couldn't live with knowing he fuked me over anymore & had to act but didn't want to go back to prison , i watched & waited for weeks until i knew exactly when his grandpa went to sleep & i was sure his thief ass was sound asleep , i climed up the antenna & onto the roof then went right in his bedroom window , the nasty lil fuk musta just got done whackin off cause there was a bottle of jergens lotion & a wash rag laying next to the bed , i used a big " PaP Sack " to work his ass over with & i worked him over real good , i only wish i wouldnt of hit his face & chest because the beating left him partially blind in his one good eye , he lost his other eye from getting shot in the face yrs earlier , at the time i couldn't care less but the older i get the worse i feel about blinding a man over money .

That would have been my advice in the 70's cause you could get away with alot more shit but nowdays you'll do time for threatening to hurt somebody ( Terroristic Threats ) , plus if you believe in karma he WILL get his in the long run , just reading that probation is keeping you from bashing him tell's me you use your brain before jumping & your thinking proper , nothing but bad karma can ever come from act's of revenge , just walk past him & smile knowing he know's how it feels having another man's cock explode in his mouth .
 
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