Internet dating - my first and only DICK-PIC chronicles...

[Yessica...]

I knew some people that had it. It's not a marble but a surgical steel bead planted just under the skin. They also use silicone sometimes.

I had my frenum pierced (that bit of skin under the head right where it meats the shaft) with an 8gauge hoop that would hit the G spot when ever I had sex. Some girls loved others said it hurt. I've also had a Jacob's ladder both on top and below, but do to a masturbation error, I never had the chance to test those piercings out during sex.

WOAH! So is it all crazy down there now, like Old Greg's Downstair's Mix Up?

 

[mr sunshine]

I knew some people that had it. It's not a marble but a surgical steel bead planted just under the skin. They also use silicone sometimes.

I had my frenum pierced (that bit of skin under the head right where it meats the shaft) with an 8gauge hoop that would hit the G spot when ever I had sex. Some girls loved others said it hurt. I've also had a Jacob's ladder both on top and below, but do to a masturbation error, I never had the chance to test those piercings out during sex.

Dam you put your dick threw hell!! I don't understand!! I don't even like when girls such on
My head to hard!

 

[ChingOwn]

 

[srh88]

 

[droopy107]

I'll bet erections wont come as easy for him for a while.

 

[iamnobody]

Dam you put your dick threw hell!! I don't understand!! I don't even like when girls such on
My head to hard!

Pain never bothered me much.

The real horror story is what I did to my ears. It involves razor blades, electrical tape, a plastic cup, and lubricant.

 

[Yessica...]

Pain never bothered me much.

The real horror story is what I did to my ears. It involves razor blades, electrical tape, a plastic cup, and lubricant.

I have wee little stretchers in my ears, a 00 or whatever they call it.

Are you MacGuyver? What did you use all those bits and pieces for?

 

[travisw]

Pain never bothered me much.

The real horror story is what I did to my ears. It involves razor blades, electrical tape, a plastic cup, and lubricant.

Shit, I got a little queasy after reading about the construction of your Frankencock. I am definitely afraid to ask what the fuck you might have done to your ears.

Whatever this thread was about, I think you won.

 

[randybishop]

Does sharing a dic pic actually ever work for these losers?

 

[Yessica...]

Shit, I got a little queasy after reading about the construction of your Frankencock. I am definitely afraid to ask what the fuck you might have done to your ears.

Whatever this thread was about, I think you won.

hahahaha - I would like you to read the first post here. Everyone won!

 

[Milovan]

a few dick pics

 

[Yessica...]

Does sharing a dic pic actually ever work for these losers?

It must for some people...they just keep doin it.

And, I have heard of women on the sites who's first question is "how big?".

So - clearly some people use these sites just to get laid - and GOOD FOR THEM! If it works, they can bang all night like little pervy-nim-rods for all I care.

Just don't send me a picture of your cock, without asking first. hahaha

 

[Yessica...]

Or HULK GET ANGRY!!!! hahahaha

 

[iamnobody]

I have wee little stretchers in my ears, a 00 or whatever they call it.

Are you MacGuyver? What did you use all those bits and pieces for?

Well I decided one day to jump my gauges from 3/4" to a full inch. This was done by slicing the inside of my ear with a razor blade so that it will rip towards my face. I thin took a plastic cup (one of the ones that you get from subway) and cut it into a triangle. I then rolled it into a cone wrapped it with electrical tape, lubed the fuck out of it and jammed it through my ear. It ripped to size. I then put the plug in. Afterwards I had some skin flaps hanging down over the back the ring, so I had to use the razor blade again to cut those off as well.

 

[Yessica...]

Well I decided one day to jump my gauges from 3/4" to a full inch. This was done by slicing the inside of my ear with a razor blade so that it will rip towards my face. I thin took a plastic cup (one of the ones that you get from subway) and cut it into a triangle. I then rolled it into a cone wrapped it with electrical tape, lubed the fuck out of it and jammed it through my ear. It ripped to size. I then put the plug in. Afterwards I had some skin flaps hanging down over the back the ring, so I had to use the razor blade again to cut those off as well.

You are hard as fuck! Just sayin...

 

[Yessica...]

 

[iamnobody]

fo shizzle.

 

[tytheguy111]

Dude im sorry yessica but yeah the O.P. and the pics are fucked up

You chould have said any of the following:

Ewww no I dont want that present
OR

Dude no one wants to see your small dick


You didn't have to type a fucking book about how he's the creep and hes a god awful person

 

[Yessica...]

Dude im sorry yessica but yeah the O.P. and the pics are fucked up

You chould have said any of the following:

Ewww no I dont want that present
OR

Dude no one wants to see your small dick


You didn't have to type a fucking book about how he's the creep and hes a god awful person

Or no....I don't HAVE to do anything. I wanted to do that. I clearly enjoyed it, and I wanted to show others how funny I am....hahahaha

Maybe I'm the only one who thinks I'm this funny. I'm surprisingly ok with that...

 

[Yessica...]

I just kind of assume, someone that is clicking on a thread entitled "the dick pic chronicles" probably has a good sense of humor. Not like anyone is coming here to talk about POLITICS....hahahahaha