Internet dating - my first and only DICK-PIC chronicles...

I knew some people that had it. It's not a marble but a surgical steel bead planted just under the skin. They also use silicone sometimes.

I had my frenum pierced (that bit of skin under the head right where it meats the shaft) with an 8gauge hoop that would hit the G spot when ever I had sex. Some girls loved others said it hurt. I've also had a Jacob's ladder both on top and below, but do to a masturbation error, I never had the chance to test those piercings out during sex.
WOAH! So is it all crazy down there now, like Old Greg's Downstair's Mix Up?
 
I knew some people that had it. It's not a marble but a surgical steel bead planted just under the skin. They also use silicone sometimes.

I had my frenum pierced (that bit of skin under the head right where it meats the shaft) with an 8gauge hoop that would hit the G spot when ever I had sex. Some girls loved others said it hurt. I've also had a Jacob's ladder both on top and below, but do to a masturbation error, I never had the chance to test those piercings out during sex.
Dam you put your dick threw hell!! I don't understand!! I don't even like when girls such on
My head to hard!
 
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Pain never bothered me much.

The real horror story is what I did to my ears. It involves razor blades, electrical tape, a plastic cup, and lubricant.
I have wee little stretchers in my ears, a 00 or whatever they call it.

Are you MacGuyver? What did you use all those bits and pieces for?
 
Does sharing a dic pic actually ever work for these losers?

It must for some people...they just keep doin it.

And, I have heard of women on the sites who's first question is "how big?".

So - clearly some people use these sites just to get laid - and GOOD FOR THEM! If it works, they can bang all night like little pervy-nim-rods for all I care.

Just don't send me a picture of your cock, without asking first. hahaha
 
I have wee little stretchers in my ears, a 00 or whatever they call it.

Are you MacGuyver? What did you use all those bits and pieces for?


Well I decided one day to jump my gauges from 3/4" to a full inch. This was done by slicing the inside of my ear with a razor blade so that it will rip towards my face. I thin took a plastic cup (one of the ones that you get from subway) and cut it into a triangle. I then rolled it into a cone wrapped it with electrical tape, lubed the fuck out of it and jammed it through my ear. It ripped to size. I then put the plug in. Afterwards I had some skin flaps hanging down over the back the ring, so I had to use the razor blade again to cut those off as well.
 
Well I decided one day to jump my gauges from 3/4" to a full inch. This was done by slicing the inside of my ear with a razor blade so that it will rip towards my face. I thin took a plastic cup (one of the ones that you get from subway) and cut it into a triangle. I then rolled it into a cone wrapped it with electrical tape, lubed the fuck out of it and jammed it through my ear. It ripped to size. I then put the plug in. Afterwards I had some skin flaps hanging down over the back the ring, so I had to use the razor blade again to cut those off as well.
You are hard as fuck! Just sayin...
 
Dude im sorry yessica but yeah the O.P. and the pics are fucked up

You chould have said any of the following:

Ewww no I dont want that present
OR

Dude no one wants to see your small dick


You didn't have to type a fucking book about how he's the creep and hes a god awful person
 
Dude im sorry yessica but yeah the O.P. and the pics are fucked up

You chould have said any of the following:

Ewww no I dont want that present
OR

Dude no one wants to see your small dick


You didn't have to type a fucking book about how he's the creep and hes a god awful person
Or no....I don't HAVE to do anything. I wanted to do that. I clearly enjoyed it, and I wanted to show others how funny I am....hahahaha

Maybe I'm the only one who thinks I'm this funny. I'm surprisingly ok with that...
 
I just kind of assume, someone that is clicking on a thread entitled "the dick pic chronicles" probably has a good sense of humor. Not like anyone is coming here to talk about POLITICS....hahahahaha
 
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