Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[Hydrotech364]

Come weed mine this is just one of three.Have a big Doe in this one every morning...

 

[Pinworm]

i'm not drunk. you people are drunk.

 

[kinetic]

You're just jealous because I got a better cardboards box than you. Pfft. Hater.

I told you, I'll trade you some vegetable oil I have for some of that corregated shit you're pimping.

 

[Pinworm]

I told you, I'll trade you some vegetable oil I have for some of that corregated shit you're pimped.

Jokes on you, I LOVE vegetable oils.

 

[kinetic]

Jokes on you, I LOVE vegetable oils.

I found it a bit easier to clean up after masterbation, compared to the old motor oil I was getting from behind the old garage.

 

[Pinworm]

I found it a bit easier to clean up after masterbation, compared to the old motor oil I was getting from behind the old garage.

Jokes on you, I LOVE masterbating.

 

[kinetic]

Jokes on you, I LOVE masterbating.

If you do it like your sitting in a chair, but without the chair, your legs wider apart, you get a great effect. Or so I read somewhere once.

 

[Pinworm]

If you do it like your sitting in a chair, but without the chair, your legs wider apart, you get a great effect. Or so I read somewhere once.

Jokes on you. I LOVE sitting with my legs spread wide.

 

[kinetic]

Jokes on you. I LOVE sitting with my legs spread wide.

Jokes on YOU, you don't actually sit on anything while masterbating like this.

 

[Pinworm]

Jokes on YOU, you don't actually sit on anything while masterbating like this.

Jokes on you. I LOVE this post.

 

[kinetic]

Jokes on you. I LOVE this post.

if you don't know, type in horse stance into google. Then when you get your favorite pern you're good to go. If you live in a city with an asian community go get some Shou Wu Chih. (It's also %5 alcohol). If you're extra adventurous start taking yohimbe, look for yohimbine alkaloid on the package, will be about 8%. If you're off the wall adventures supplement some argenine pills and eat some clams after a week of doing this. Clams are high in Zinc. Now I must say I am not a medical professional, but I have read that some of this stuff combined is dangerous. I had too long of a cycle and developed some sweats in the middle of the night and inconsistent sleep.

p.s.
plenty of water, some pineapple, some kiwi too.

 

[Pinworm]

if you don't know, type in horse stance into google. Then when you get your favorite pern you're good to go. If you live in a city with an asian community go get some Shou Wu Chih. (It's also %5 alcohol). If you're extra adventurous start taking yohimbe, look for yohimbine alkoloid on the package, will be about 8%. If you're off the wall adventures supplement some argenine pills and eat some clams after a week of doing this. Clams are high in Zinc. Now I must say I am not a medical professional, but I have read that some of this stuff combined is dangerous. I had too long of a cycle and developed some sweats in the middle of the night and inconsistent sleep.

Jokes on you. I sincerely think that I'm plenty adventurous. I used to drink tons of sake. I did it correctly and everything. Dude to the left of me always poured before I drank. This is the part about pills. *ugh* I need some Tums. wait. what? I have some of the most fucking fucked up nightmares. But, jokes on you, I have them EVERY night. It's really fucked up. Clams have feelings, too.

 

[Pinworm]

Wait....what?

 

[kinetic]

Shou Wu Chih is no sake.

Wait....what?

http://www.herbalshop.com/products/m580024.html

 

[Pinworm]

Well, so wu chu you too, then!

 

[Pinworm]

 

[kinetic]

If anyone reads and actually takes that that regimen, again I'm not a medical professional, don't point it at your partners face. You make poke their eye out.

 

[kinetic]

 

[Pinworm]

 

[Pinworm]