The UK Growers Thread!

zeddd

zeddd

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I headbutted a man on a plane once, was on the way to a south American shithole and got escorted off the plane b4 all the other passengers by 5 armed men, talked my way out of it with their supervisor and got fast tracked thru immigration ..... was sipping coffee at arrivals whilst the other passengers were delayed for a security matter lmfao, the cops even arranged a taxi for me and welcomed me to their country lol....what happened was this, I was with my mrs chillin on a long haul flight geezer behind has been drinking lager all flight and is out there for the footy so hes got all the fukin footy shirt nylon shorts...all that horrible shite they wear as a badge of their stupidity in other countries ....and suddenly whoosh my chair gets shoved with full force, fuk me ide done the crime of moving my seat back slightly and.. bang red mist is rising I shot up as did he and he starts screaming in my face, I could feel his spit and the slo mo started, I locked on to the bridge of his nose and twatted him passengers screaming etc, not good but hey ho shit happens
 
shawnybizzle

shawnybizzle

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[TE="IC3M4L3, post: 10541948, member: 416682"]yeh ima get lil 40 watterblue spec as gotta get the bubbler in my old box its rather loud and in attick rght ext to next doors wall[/QUOTE]

Get it away from the wall mate don't let next door hear that vibrating all night long theyl get suspicious
 
bazoomer

bazoomer

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shawnybizzle said:
[TE="IC3M4L3, post: 10541948, member: 416682"]yeh ima get lil 40 watterblue spec as gotta get the bubbler in my old box its rather loud and in attick rght ext to next doors wall
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Get it away from the wall mate don't let next door hear that vibrating all night long theyl get suspicious[/QUOTE]
Prob just think ya having a big dill session !
 
Dubaholic

Dubaholic

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morninggeezers, shawny you need to vac a minimum of 24 hours really while.keeping temps at a constant ive bought half the stuff i need and still got least 100 to spend but give it another week il be sorted. hope your all good chaps.
 
shawnybizzle

shawnybizzle

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Aye dub I'm gonna have a good search for a decent griddle that can keep temps constant like I'm gonna get the lot temp gun and everything lol been doing a lot of research and I think I'll be able to crack it...gonna start small then if its good just do a shit load of it lol
 
Dubaholic

Dubaholic

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top man beware cheap pumpsive got through a 4cfm and a 3cfm not cheap ones either il get.mine sorted nd.well have to.link.for a session mate and all i need now is a.new.tube for sprqyong.temp gun nd griddle i had a griddle with a stirer 300 quid was shit cant hold the temps i want let alone.enpugh.to.not.monitor it
 
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Doppey

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I wahcked a guy for talking too much once,they found him with his head stuffed up his own arse and a budgie in his mouth.Theres some sick fucks out there,i loved that budgie.

Seriously right im going big time,was meang to get paid last tues,doctors line was late,phoned them thurs they said soon as we get the line ul get a same day payment,just had to get my keyworker to phone them,they put a payment through on thurs that I wont get till this thurs so I said what can I do? They said contact ur local authority or food bank.cheeky bastards eh!?so yeah,lemon skunks the way forward me thinks,big fuckers vegged for 6 weeks,half the country will have drug phsychosis but ill be sitting pretty we plenty money,talking shite on an internet thread all day every day.
 
shawnybizzle

shawnybizzle

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dubaholic said:
top man beware cheap pumpsive got through a 4cfm and a 3cfm not cheap ones either il get.mine sorted nd.well have to.link.for a session mate and all i need now is a.new.tube for sprqyong.temp gun nd griddle i had a griddle with a stirer 300 quid was shit cant hold the temps i want let alone.enpugh.to.not.monitor it
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Think im gonna go for a robinair pump? They seem one of the most expensive so I'm assuming quality? I'm gonna for for a 10" tube 1.5" in diameter should be good enough for oz or so runs just need to find a good griddle...fuckun expensive this bho game lol but looks well worth the blood sweat and tears lol....aye summertime we'll have to link up round the big mans gaff or sumthin...I wanna meet after crop so I got shit to bring to the table ;)

Dub mail mate
 
zeddd

zeddd

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Doppey said:
I wahcked a guy for talking too much once,they found him with his head stuffed up his own arse and a budgie in his mouth.Theres some sick fucks out there,i loved that budgie.

Seriously right im going big time,was meang to get paid last tues,doctors line was late,phoned them thurs they said soon as we get the line ul get a same day payment,just had to get my keyworker to phone them,they put a payment through on thurs that I wont get till this thurs so I said what can I do? They said contact ur local authority or food bank.cheeky bastards eh!?so yeah,lemon skunks the way forward me thinks,big fuckers vegged for 6 weeks,half the country will have drug phsychosis but ill be sitting pretty we plenty money,talking shite on an internet thread all day every day.
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psychosis, its a silent p not a silent f, hope this helps
 
Dubaholic

Dubaholic

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shawnybizzle said:
Think im gonna go for a robinair pump? They seem one of the most expensive so I'm assuming quality? I'm gonna for for a 10" tube 1.5" in diameter should be good enough for oz or so runs just need to find a good griddle...fuckun expensive this bho game lol but looks well worth the blood sweat and tears lol....aye summertime we'll have to link up round the big mans gaff or sumthin...I wanna meet after crop so I got shit to bring to the table ;)

Dub mail mate
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Yeah there good enough mate, and just remember dryer than dry material and freeze it once you got it in your tube, if your using nugs pick it into little pieces the size of your fingernail by hand over something to collect the shit that drops, the bits you'll find annoying will be sitting stairing at the cunt for at least 12 hours i dont like to leave mine unattended cause everytime i have done somethings made it go a little wrong but it is well worth the venture. Let the games begin ;) have to get you a rig next mate.
 
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Doppey

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zeddd said:
psychosis, its a silent p not a silent f, hope this helps
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Aww class,zedds coming out to play.
Does it matter how its spelt though,u got the jist.
Ice,look I know im a cunt etc etc,but mate ur making this cloning thing into a storm in a tea cup,annoying the neighbours with cloners?!?!get a tray of rapid root plugs,clonex and a sharp pair of scissors.take any growing tip with about a 3" stem and leaves at the bottom,if it has big fan leaves trim them in half although I trim any leaves anyway just cause im a forgetful cunt so I know whats new growth,trim.the bottom leaves off,cut the stem at an angle about 15mm below where u removed the leaves,then u just dip it in clonex then put it in the plug,although its best to make a hole first with a screwdriver or something so that ur clone just slides in,u dont want to be having to push it,then whack them in a dome or I just put a sandwich or nappy bag over them and mist once a day.dont keep messing with the plug,just leave it and within two weeks ul see roots sticking out,bish bash bosh put it in ur pot and there u have it!thats the way to do it,bud for nothing and ur chicks for free lol
 
shawnybizzle

shawnybizzle

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[QUOT"Dubaholic, post: 10542168, member: 217221"]Yeah there good enough mate, and just remember dryer than dry material after freeze it once you got it in your tube, if your using nugs pick it into little pieces the size of your fingernail by hand over something to collect the shit that drops, the bits you'll find annoying will be sitting stairing at the cunt for at least 12 hours i dont like to leave mine unattended cause everytime i have done somethings made it go a little wrong but it is well worth the venture. Let the games begin ;) have to get you a rig next mate.[/QUOTE]

Aye im sure ill get the hang of it mate im gonma do all the trim 1st and if it goes well im.gonna do a pure nug run ;)
 
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IC3M4L3

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yeh gunna move it shawn, ther polish cant understand a word but ther freindly our kid splay together,

so u reckon they will understand the english humming noice or is humming,humming in any language?
 
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