The UK Growers Thread!

[welshwizzard]

Had a pop at making some brioche from scratch..Bit overbaked on the outside but fucking wellfluffy inside

Got two choc cakes in oven. Had the urge to make some niiiice monch. One cake is funky, one isnt.

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

bit like this

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Yeah I like that.

Would you not want it coloured like one though?
Yellow bowl/base white piping round the bowl and a brown stem with a black tip?

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

hadn't given much thought really, i like the clearer tinted glass personally, makes it easier to know when it's dirty/clean

 

[R3l@X]

Fancy swapping 4 or 5 of the CPxFAK for same amount of the sour Kush x deep blue? then we both get a bit of BB freebie variety lol

I've already gifted a few to ice sorry bud

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Had a pop at making some brioche from scratch..View attachment 3147824

That's a fucking damn good effort man, spot on inside.

 

[R3l@X]

Had a pop at making some brioche from scratch..Bit overbaked on the outside but fucking wellfluffy inside

Got two choc cakes in oven. Had the urge to make some niiiice monch. One cake is funky, one isnt.View attachment 3147824

I worked in a restaurant that crumbed n coloured the brioche with squid ink n used it as "dirt" for a garden themed desserts n served it in a flower pot n all

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

i'm useless at baking, that is a stellar effort man.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

bit like this

I'm imagining that with a helix bit in the middle instead of a straight downpipe going into a slightly bigger bottom so the smoke spins into the water.

 

[welshwizzard]

Cheers lads, never attempted it before so turned out alright. Got two cakes out oven now...

 

[The Yorkshireman]

I bought myself some steel rings to make crumpets a couple of months ago, I can have a go now I've got that big flat paella pan to do em on.

I like bread, that Paul Hollywood is one smug cunt but his bread is flawless everytime.

 

[R3l@X]

that's what it looks like with squid ink, nice earthy consistency n all to it.... N it was served with edible flowers like this...

 

[R3l@X]

Mad into the baking myself went mad with it when I was unemployed lol

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

god damn i hate that paul hollywood bloke. what a self righteous twat, just cos his dad taught him how to bake he thinks he's god's gift.

can't shine a light to mary berry IMO.

look well nice that lot relax. you weren't on that British bake off were you!?!?

@yorkie I reckon a helix would look cool no doubt but probably a bit overkill and it'd probably unbalance a sherlock/gandalf

 

[welshwizzard]

Boom. Going to have to go out and get some more butter to make a choc ganache

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

you not got weed butter to use?! mmmmm weed butter choc ganache, you could even weed up the chocolate.

 

[welshwizzard]

you not got weed butter to use?! mmmmm weed butter choc ganache, you could even weed up the chocolate.

Nah I've never made butter. I need to have a day with someone who knows all the various techniques and use this football size bag of oily trim.

The loaf cake is a bit funky

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

i'm overdue an edibles sesh. going to make some hash this weekend might have to devote some to hash caps

did any of you ever get any off Rambo?

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

Nah I've never made butter. I need to have a day with someone who knows all the various techniques and use this football size bag of oily trim.

The loaf cake is a bit funky

go buy a couple of blocks of the highest fat content butter you can and bung it in a slow cooker with your trim on low for about 6 hours strain it out and pour it into a bowl with about an inch of water in the bottom. makes it much easier to get out

 

[rambo22]

i'm overdue an edibles sesh. going to make some hash this weekend might have to devote some to hash caps

did any of you ever get any off Rambo?

no-one did mate, wasnt a good time when they where about if ya remember, i munched the fucking lot lol

was mad just taking a pill or 3 n being stoned 20mins later, but i did find i built up a tolerance to them real quick, that fingy arrived today don i just mailed ya.