Have You Found Anything Valuable?

[Doritos]

I found a coin on the footpath once

 

[tip top toker]

A buried roman villa and an exhibition worth of artifacts from the site.

 

[Doritos]

I am not talking about steling also I meaning found in public and returned to the aproriate authorities ofcourse

 

[Doritos]

I returned the quter I found to the police and they said don't bother keep it

 

[tip top toker]

We kept everything because it was on our land and the government said go for it. I'm sure they'd have felt otherwise if some of the coins had been gold

 

[Doritos]

are u a serious? you are so lucky

 

[SnapsProvolone]

I found some pussy once. Of course I returned to to the rightful owner (after a test ride).

 

[tip top toker]

You say i'm lucky. It was discovered while creating what would have been a kick ass duck and boating pond, which is to say it was discovered at the expense of the boating pond

 

[Sunbiz1]

I once was lost, but now I'm found.

 

[randybishop]

Found $20 on the ground a couple of times.

 

[Commander Strax]

I found several hundred dollers once stuck in a bush

 

[shrxhky420]

I found a 777 in my backyard a few days ago
SH420

 

[SnapsProvolone]

I found a 777 in my backyard a few days ago
SH420

Sweet. I was so hammered I couldn't remember where I parked it.

 

[SirGreenThumb]

I found a 777 in my backyard a few days ago
SH420

Was it full of Asians? Maybe even a couple hijackers?

 

[SirGreenThumb]

I once found a piece of candy in my pocket so I ate it, but after I ate it I inhaled some lint, but in the process of inhaling it I sneezed and when I sneezed it got lodged into my eyeball so I had to have my eyeball removed and it was replaced by a glass eye, now every time I ejaculate it pops out so I gather it back up and make shatter.

 

[eye exaggerate]

I found several hundred dollers once stuck in a bush

Were you out with Snaps at the time?

 

[SirGreenThumb]

I had a bag of blue dream not to long ago and I found a seed. That has got to be valuable.

No?

Edit: I planted that seed.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

My wife. Irreplaceable.

 

[shrxhky420]

My wife. Irreplaceable.

I'm not racist or anything but she did marry a black man... not sure if you knew that...

Btw typed this with a brail typewriter so you could read it
SH420

 

[Adjorr]

i found a couple grams and a pack of smokes on the bus once, a few years ago i found an ipod on the ground loaded up with all kinds of good classic rock songs which i then lost myself a few weeks later, i once saw a guy get out of a cab and drop a wad of bills on the street but im canadian and/or an idiot so i chased him down and gave it back