Hi Kermit. How are ya? Not sure what you think is not a joke, but I do have something I think and feel is slightly funny, and possibly humorous as the punch line.
Boy: "I got an F in arithmetic."
Father: "Why?"
Boy: "The teacher asked 'How much is 2×3?' and I said '6'"
Father: "But that's right!"
Boy: "Then she asked me 'How much is 3×2?'"
Father: "What's the fucking difference?"
Boy: "That's exactly what I said!"
Yea it sounds better when it's spoken, and no, no one told me this joke, it just kind of showed up one night. I had been on the site and found out that quite a few people from Canada are on here, and me being from California, it just flowed.