dr.gonzo1
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Lol. What, like a grave robber?
Awesome jobs you would love to have?
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charface
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Anything along those lines really.
I'm willing to work my way up.
dr.gonzo1
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I've got a friend who drives dead body's around. Gets contracted to drive down south and pick up bodies put em.in the back of a transit and drive back up. His own business and he does well out of it.
He is eerily calm around dead folk though. Sometimes if he's driving for a long time he'll pull over and sleep in the back with the bodies. *shudders*
charface
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I think there are some things your friend
is not telling you. lol
My mom dated a grave digger when I was a kid. He lived on the premises.
I would spend the night with his kid and even got to help dig a grave.
I just remember the sense of duty I felt.
Prolly the most important hole I ever dug.
I still think about it whilst I fap.
is not telling you. lol
My mom dated a grave digger when I was a kid. He lived on the premises.
I would spend the night with his kid and even got to help dig a grave.
I just remember the sense of duty I felt.
Prolly the most important hole I ever dug.
I still think about it whilst I fap.
dr.gonzo1
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Ha, you might be right. Does seem far too content with his job. I'll need to quiz him next time we speak.
theexpress
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titty inspector!!!!! please nothing less thn a handful 
charface
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Just get get good eye contact and ask a few questions you know the answer to.
If he is honest you will have a baseline
of what he looks like when being honest.
Then all of a sudden without missing a beat ask if he has molested a corpse.
Do not smile or break eye contact.
Warning
Do not do this
Only bad things can come from it.
If he is honest you will have a baseline
of what he looks like when being honest.
Then all of a sudden without missing a beat ask if he has molested a corpse.
Do not smile or break eye contact.
Warning
Do not do this
Only bad things can come from it.
dr.gonzo1
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Haha, he was on the uk version of "cops" aswell.
It's just a white transit so no real indication there's bodies in the back but he gets pulled cop finds a joint butt in the ashtray pulls him out the car and while ones questioning him the others searching the front of the transit. The cop questioning asks what's in the back and my friend replies "eh, 2 dead bodies" the cops face was pricless.
He obv had all the documentation and the cop didn't even search the back of the van for drugs, which they would normally. Think they were so freaked they were just like. Nope.
ClaytonBigsby
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doublejj
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Yep that's my retirement job..............
ClaytonBigsby
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MD, general practitioner seems a pretty good gig. You charge doctor rates and direct everyone to a specialist who then assumes all liability. Cha Ching!
Commander Strax
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Darn it, I was gonna say Fluffer
charface
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Anyone can "say" fluffer.
Can you do it is the question.
Unclebaldrick
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Only one way to know...
