Your top five fears?

I am afraid I'm going to get tasered every time I get pulled over . They are always very rough with me and freak out when I don't consent to searches and ask if I'm free to go.
 
My fears are .
A 89 year old prostitute that said your the worst she's ever had !!!!!Q
Fuckin snakes !
Used pads lying arond tha parks
Filled condoms and thrown at you like a water bomb
No smoke to choke on !!!!!!
 
You must train your mind to not fear....

Because....There really is nothing to fear....

I believe your fears become your reality...[not my reality... your reality]

You afraid of cancer ? Why, it's part of life, deal with it... fear brings it on....[don't fear it]

Dick falling off ? hahaha... Keep jerkin it wont fall off [speaking from experience]

Spiders? In your sleep, they are crawling on you... I see them....

Snakes? Seriously, kinda points to you being a virgin.... [Psychology 101]

There really is nothing to fear... not even fear itself...
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Sounds like you need a better life coach....

I see fearful peeps all around me.... and I don't know or understand why....

Being fearful? Waste of energy....
 
Getting caught in a spider web
Having thousands of spiders on me
Giant spiders
Being eaten by a spider
Spiders
 
Snagged by fishing hooks while water skiing.

Eternal life.

People will attempt to visit me

waking up in jail

killing someone accidentally in a road rage incident.
 
Now that I know everybody's weaknesses, you better just back the fuck up! Cause I got a bucket of snake spiders and herp-cock just waiting to dump on your head, should you mess with me!
 
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